Putting the 'hot' in 'hot mess'

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Just tried to do the dishes with hand soap 🙃

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Friend of mine wrote a quiz for her calc students. Witness the full instructions.

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Tried to make coffee from the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen sink

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I went to buy a car and I had already signed half the paperwork when I realized I left my checkbook at home...

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My roommate “I just ran walnuts through the food processor without putting the blades in”.

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Ran a shot glass through the food disposal. The outside is an interesting shape, but it still holds liquid fine.

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I was just making coffee and the coffee maker finished and I thought, "why is there so little coffee in the pot there should be way more I made a full batch". I put more water in the coffee maker... then I realized I had already poured most of the pot into my mug and that's why there was so little left 

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I rinsed some broccoli to put in a pot on the stove, and instead placed it on the drying mat with the dishes

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Me at work: I can’t find the notes I needed. Person whose desk is next to mine: *Takes one glance at my desk* I’m not surprised

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Just went to get my computer charger and went through all the work of plugging it into the wall and then forgot to plug it into my computer.

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I didn’t proofread my last post and wrote “changing” instead of “charging” and imma leave it up as a testimonial to my hot mess essence.

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Got groceries for my roommate; just paid her $35 on venmo instead of changing her.

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Just glanced at my watch for the date, read it as “10/04″ instead of “11/04″... THEN I wrote it down, thinking, “it’s October, huh” and realized only several seconds later that it is, indeed, November.

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What Should I Eat For Dinner?

read the title bro

If you’re a hot mess, you probs got Reese’s Peanut Butter cup.

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Even hand-washing is messy this week.

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Me: How was your day? Friend: It was pretty good. Me: REALLY? Me, a second later: Whoa, I sounded really surprised. At which point friend and I burst into uncontrollable laughter