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softangels1-deactivated20160325

wake up, sleepyheads

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

ohscreamqueens

#lifelessonsbychaneloberlin

nevvzealand-deactivated20130227

happy birthday someone

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

eternalgirlscout

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

cassiebones

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

calmangels-deactivated20170729

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

jennyyuu

a lil (crudely) animated photostudy. original photo by ali!

sunidew

I love this

go-isabellas-deactivated2017080

happy valentine’s day!! ♡

sleepyspoonie

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

nepkrisprite

What about texas shaped eggs?

sleepyspoonie

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

equius

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr

WELCOME TO TEXAS

memedaddy-signless

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

kailamermaid

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

littlebearie

This isn’t normal? lol

shithowdy

@irritatedhiss

luxwing

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

what she says: I don't like romantic movies

what she means: I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland fucking couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. FUCKING DELIGHTFUL. GOD

francieum-blog

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

jupitereyed

I love how John didn’t even need to look at the rest of the flat (the bathroom, the bedrooms, a better look at the kitchen) to decide to move in. Sherlock was there, and Sherlock made him feel good and alive, and that was enough for him.