army surplus warrior

cute thing, call me rude thing

[pvtheticpuppy]

☆ intro post ☆

hi im max, 17 years old, he/him

this is my boyblog. i post about whatever

i like old horror games, taxidermy, reading, depressing music, collecting cds, americana, cigs, and men. especially older men.

id sell my soul for calico critters

dms and asks are open. please reach out i want friends and i love love love chatting with people. talk to me about classic lit or how much you want to fuck me idc

books: absalom absalom!, a picture of dorian gray, kafka, crime and punishment, distant star, martyr!, we have always lived in the castle, human acts, east of eden, the grapes of wrath, midnight in the garden of good and evil

games: resident evil (!!!), silent hill, alone in the dark, diablo, eternal darkness: sanity's requirem, cult of the lamb, doom, outlast, blue prince

music: elliott smith, leonard choen, tim buckley, mojave 3 simon and garfunkel, car seat headrest, alex g, adrianne lenker, brand new, the used, mazzy star, the smiths, fiona apple, lana del rey, mitski, modern baseball, american football, merchant ships, the front bottoms, marietta, jeff buckely, the smashing pumpkins, slowdive, oasis

movies: my own private idaho, leviticus, zero day, saw franchise, mysterious skin, brokeback mountain, but im a cheerleader, maurice, god's own country, gone girl, beautiful boy, power of the dog, silence of the lambs, jennifer's body

[pvtheticpuppy]

you can draw blood all you want, just remember to kiss it better when youre done ~

aww of course i will. i cant leave my poor boy hurting, especially not after acting all rough and mean like a brainless mutt, can i?

[pvtheticpuppy]

you can bite me handsome, im a blank canvas just waiting to be scratched and bit ill be a good boy for you~

oh my goodness please i just want to sink my teeth into someone. im just going rabid my brain is off right now all i can think of is bite suck scratch. ill make it up to you i just need to draw blood first

[pvtheticpuppy]

im in a very scratch someones skin off bite the shit out of someone mood. and for like no reason. i want to bite

[pvtheticpuppy]

your pinned is so fire, i love to see people with similar interests to mine !!

thank you thank you!! ^_^

[pvtheticpuppy]

cant fucking stand it when someone calls me a twink for the heinous crime of being pretty as a man

stfu i could bench your bodyweight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[pvtheticpuppy]

going to get so fucking shitfaced when finals are over

[pvtheticpuppy]

yes i think im better than ppl that vape i consume my nicotine better than you losers

[pvtheticpuppy]

when someone thinks im still in high school but i graduated at 15 but i also have a crippling fear of coming off as annoying and bragging so i genuinely just have a breakdown

[pvtheticpuppy]

good thing i have a fat ass to cushion my fall

[generationalcrow]

dry humping until he’s leaking through his boxers and you lick at it through the fabric while he holds your head against it

[pvtheticpuppy]

skinned my whole calf and bruised my hip owchies 😿😿😿

[pvtheticpuppy]

highkey madly in love with all my friends but i dont feel like addressing it

[pvtheticpuppy]

"do you want to go to barnes and nobles and starbucks and then watch the sunset on the roof of the mall?"

do you want head? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy with his nose shoved in his owners armpit and his little tail wagging so so fast, humping owners thigh while he huffs his scent

[pvtheticpuppy]

i love complaining about my job but we've been watching mlp for the past hour

[pvtheticpuppy]

why is my coworker eating a hot dog with 6 sausages 😕 this is really troubling i dont like him 😕😕