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Female|26|Texas

[tvandfilm]

[andremichaux]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000 - 2006) ⏤ 2.02, Halloween Approximately

[konoko]

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[engulfes]

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[kazs-inej]

S04E01: Chapter One “The Hellfire Club” S04E09: Chapter Nine “The Piggyback”

[triforce-princess]

this comment was so great i had to immortalize it in the gif. thank you

[transmechanicus]

Telekinetic gf who says “C’mere babe” and floats you across the room into her lap

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

[lev-calder-deactivated20230421]

What say you, Eddie the Banished?

Stranger Things S04E06: The Dive

[omghotmemes]

A long meme, but something that should be said

[namtan]

[animauxing]

seekers of the indefinite answer

[see more comics] [slide me a $3 tip] [SHOP]

[nominativecase]

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

[asphodeltheawkwardpanda]

have you tried putting it in rice

[nominativecase]

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

[somajarlskona]

currently thinking about this abby concept art and screaming because we were robbed of her having her hair down even once

p.s. john sweeney, the artist behind this work said that this was supposed to be isaac consoling abby after jerry’s death but was, of course, cut from the game