Sachiko

AU Sasori's Mother

[pxorcelains]

hellspinocchio:

pxorcelains:

“I’m so concerned about you.” 

“ I am a grown man, I can take care of myself ”

“God, I’m concerned because you actually sound like Chiyo. I couldn’t stand that woman.” 

[pxorcelains]

“I’m not a stripper. I’m a pole dancer, and it’s been in my family for generations.”

[pxorcelains]

hellspinocchio:

pxorcelains:

   “You’ve left the world.  You’re smiling like an idiot.    Please tell me it’s a clean thought.”

Smile slowly drops into a frown.

“I’m so concerned about you.” 

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[pxorcelains]

hellspinocchio:

   “You’ve left the world.  You’re smiling like an idiot.    Please tell me it’s a clean thought.”

[pxorcelains]

"HI YES HELLO your son POISONED me.

“Well, maybe you shouldn’t have let him poison you.”

[pxorcelains]

  “Where’s my lil’ bitch son?” 

[roleplaymmemes]

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[pxorcelains]

[birbbutt-deactivated20160113]

"Heck, what do I do now? "

[pxorcelains]

"Clean the bathroom."

[pxorcelains]

   ”Put on a jumper before you get sick.” 

[birdclay-archived-deactivated20]

What?

[pxorcelains]

"Did I fucking stutter?"

[birdclay-archived-deactivated20]

Laughs @ scorpion-stings

[pxorcelains]

   "Put on a jumper before you get sick." 

[pxorcelains]

MY WIFE.

Grinds on the hubby. 

[puppetfather-deactivated2015042]

"You know what..Maybe we shouldn’t. I have this nagging feeling telling me that she isn’t."

[pxorcelains]

"Oh, come on. Nothing could kill that woman. She's as stubborn as I am."

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[pxorcelains]

MY WIFE.

Grinds on the hubby. 

[pxorcelains]

 ”There’s nothing left for us, there. I don’t know why you’re so bent on visiting. All I want is to get laid and you have to make a big deal about it.”        

[puppetfather-deactivated2015042]

"I guess you’re right..I just wanted to see if my mother is still alive after all this time. I’m also sorry my beautiful wife. Forgive me for my sins.”

[pxorcelains]

"I understand. We can go... check to see if she's still there. No offence, but I'm hoping the hag's dead."

[pxorcelains]

Casually files for a divorce.

[pxorcelains]

MY WIFE.

Grinds on the hubby. 

[puppetfather-deactivated2015042]

"But I’m sure no one will recognize us, right? It wouldn’t hurt to check on the village? We’ve been gone for so long. Maybe I am avoiding it because of that, but that’s not the case.”

[pxorcelains]

 "There's nothing left for us, there. I don't know why you're so bent on visiting. All I want is to get laid and you have to make a big deal about it."           

[pxorcelains]

"The important thing is, that you can finally take over the family business on my side, and learn how to pole dance, son."