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“You realize one of your dad is a dinosaur? And, they like… never forget. Or, wait, is that elephants? That’s probably elephants. Still. I don’t know,” he claimed with a lift of his shoulders.
“It is elephants but Matty, Angel cakes, c’mon he’s not going to straight up murder you for this. At least not Steve, Steve’s just stern.” She tried to say but she doesn’t know if it will help him at all. “What will it take for me to say or do to make you stop worrying about this. My next step is to just start making out in the back of this cop car. which I mean if you would prefer...” She says leaving a break in the sentence and a smile on her face cause Piper would definitely start if he kept on.






