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⡴ gym teacher!sukuna has an embarrassingly known crush on school nurse!reader
lowkey wanna turn this into a full oneshot
if he heard one more twelve year old’s squeaky voice whispering to one another, saying he’s ‘got a crush on the school nurse’ he swears he’s gonna write up the whole grade.
god, it’s even worse when one of the eighth grade girls come up to him when he’s on lunch duty.
“mr., mr. ! did you know the nurse mentioned she likes tall guys when i went into her room for a tylenol !”
“what does that have to do with me ?” he grumbles, scrunching his face while the girl and her friend stare up at him.
“well everyone knows you like like her—”
“GO SIT DOWN!”
he swears the whole lunchroom conveniently goes quiet when he yells that as the girls squirm away back to their tables and start whispering around gossip.
and even worse than the girls that draw hearts around you and sukuna’s staff photos next to eachother in the main office, he’s got gojo. gojo, who ships you two and nags him like worse-than a middle school girl. gojo, who shoves you two together for any school event.
“what game do you have planned for tomorrow?” you ask, leaning over to whisper to sukuna as eighth grade awards are called for each subject, timing claps inbetween your words while names are called. you smirk, “how many kids am i gonna have sent my way next time?”
“just dodgeball.” he leans down to whisper flatly against your ear, still staring down a kid giggling in the seating rows of the auditorium and effectively getting him to stop with his gaze.
“your version of dodgeball is basically to the death, i might have to have paramedics in my room on standby.” you joke, turning to smile at him so sweetly. in his mind, this counts as him making you laugh and therefore counts as a win.
he chuckles lightly, just a quick huff of his chest, but essentially the hardest he can laugh if he’s not looking at a kid getting tackled in class. “these kids will toughen up eventually, i am just teaching them to do it early.”
“were you a weak kid that needed to toughen up? i can really only picture you as a big scary dude.”
“i was actually a severely malnourished child due to my mothers impoverished state during her pregnancy.“ he says, truly not realizing how solemn he sounds in his voice even as he means it as a light hearted jest.
you blink at him, face contorted in confusion and awkwardness. he wants to hit himself.
the only thing that saves him from not saying anything stupid again is the end of the assembly, marked by gojo yelling into a megaphone and for kids to round up by homeroom.
the following week he’s still embarrassed to even look you in the eyes. he’s mulling over how stupid he must’ve looked infront of you while sifting through the equipment closet.
he hears steps echo throughout the currently empty gym before he yells out.
“gojo i’m not covering your lunch break, fuck off—” he turns around to not see the usual suspect he finds during his free period. instead, he sees you, leaning against the door in scrubs and white coat clinging to your body. he stills in his motion.
you speak before he can (if he can speak at all in his embarrassed state).
“i understand the confusion, he bothers me all the time too.” you dismiss, smiling at him with your glossed lips he probably thinks about hourly. waitwaitwait, gojo talks to you all the time ? he’s going to kill that lanky fuck. “just wanted to drop these off for yuri in your next period.” you jostle around a pill bottle in your hand, “she can get fainty on gym days so give these to her just in case to help prevent that.” he knows it’s your job and all, but your concern is honestly kinda cute.
“uhh yeah i’ll be sure to.” he nods, right as you drop the bottle on top of a stack of rubber cones by the door before you walk out. and he would just like it to be known he definitely didn’t stare at your ass as you left.
and he typically makes it easier for himself to deny how down bad he is to you, but now, after you spent a week of saved up sick days out last week, he’s kind of craving your voice. so who can blame him when he calls his 6th grade nephew into his office while he’s supposed to be at lunch.
“look, kid. i’m going to need you to do something, and i’m gonna need you to not be annoying about it, kay?”
yuji furrows his brows, fiddling with the strings of his hoodie.
“you,” he gestures to his nephew, “are going to act like you collapsed and let me bring you up to the school nurse. you are then going to be quiet when i talk to her.”
“is it cause you have a crush on her—”
sukuna tenses before cutting him off.
“do a good job acting and i will consider buying you that human earthworm blu-ray. do you hear me, brat?”
yuji’s eyes light up at the mention of the dvd.
“is this impression good enough then?” yuji leans and clutches at his side in fake fatigue while moaning dramatically for help, then immediately straightens up with a smile like he’s waiting for a rating. sukuna shakes his head and genuinely wonders how he’s related to this—in sukuna’s words— pea brained doofus.
he dials your number on his offices phone, sitting tense in his chair while he shh’s yuji. yuji nods and salutes as sukuna continues to roll his eyes.
yuji could’ve sworn he saw him smile when you pick up. he continues to watch sukuna fiddle with the curled wire of the phone as he explains yuji’s apparently dire situation. he can just barely hear the muffled sound of you saying ‘just bring him up and i’ll check him out.” over the speaker of the phone before sukuna hangs up and fixes his hair.
sukuna walks out the door and desperately tries to ignore yuji’s terrible post fainting impression behind him as his nephew follows his step to your room.
just before they step into your room he whispers to yuji as he leans over.
“if you can bring up me being single i’ll take you out for ice cream, brat.”
ignore typos i was too lazy to fix any
minors dni — thinking about how sukuna loves watching you fall apart for him, only to remind you he’s nowhere near finished with you.
“hghh… oh god. oh god…” you whimper as sukuna laps at your pussy with hungry devotion, like it’s the last thing left in the world. more essential than his thirst for blood; more essential, even, than the empire he had built with his own hands.
“feels good, brat? grinding yourself against my face like a little whore. i know those other orgasms still weren’t enough for your needy cunt,” he growls.
“yes, ’kuna, please. give me more… i need more.” you moan, drunk on his tongue already imagining it was sukuna’s cock instead.
then he pulls away, lifting his head from between your thighs. for a split second, you whine at the loss, but he makes up for it immediately, his long fingers spreading you open before circling your clit in slow, almost painfully deliberate motions that reach straight into your core.
IS YOUR SISTER AVAILABLE?
suguru starts to notice that his loser friends spend more time with his sister than he does with her, and it’s proof that there is no god.
warnings + additional tags: language, crude humor, crack fic, mentions of valorant (keep in mind i have no idea how this game works)
geto’s little sis universe : i / ii / iii / iv
oml hubby!nanamin reminding you to breathe during smex!
sorry for such the long hiatus loves :((
“where do you feel me baby? tell me.” you nails dug into the back of the man currently fucking the shit out of you, to the point where you were incoherent. your thighs pressed against your sweat glazed torso, his hips harshly colliding with yours, hitting the deepest and most sensitive spots you have.
“mmm! n-hereeeee!” you weakly moved one of your hands to your womb. he smiles, kissing your lips and then making home on your sensitive neck. where his moans and groans went straight to your ear.
nanami makes LOVE. he never fucks.
he wants you to lose yourself in the pleasure he gives you, always to the point where you’re overstimulated and almost can’t take it.
one thing nanami always noticed was how you don’t breathe whenever you guys have sex. it’s not like when you ask him to slightly choke you, or when he shifts his weight on top of you when you guys are in prone bone. it’s whenever you guys are intimate in general, he has to stop and remind you every time :(
“baby, baby. breathhhe.” he halts his hips, holding your face so your gaze is only focusing on him. not even a second passed and you’re gasping in and out, tears cradling down your brown cheeks. “there you go baby, there you go..” he slowly picks up his thrusts again, causing you to whine and whimper. trying your best not to fall into the habit of holding your breath again.
“m’gunna cuhmmm n-nana!” — “that’s my good girl. y-yeaa.” the knot in your stomach about to burst. his tip constantly hitting that spot that makes you feel dizzy. “it’s t’much!”
you whined. pushing against nanami’s abdomen, attempting to halt his thrusts for a moment. but he didn’t let up. “uh, uh baby. let out for me, let it out for your nana.” grabbing your wrists, and pinning it above your head.
the knot in your stomach snaps. squirting all over your husbands and thighs, coating them with your essence. it wasn’t too long until nanami reached his high. quickly pulling out and finishing on your stomach.
“did so good for me baby,” he lifted his hand from your wrist, using it to caress the side of your face.
fin.
jujutsu kaisen men and their favorite place to kiss you
cw: none, gn!reader
───﹙s.g.﹚ gojo’s favorite place to kiss you is your forehead. he’s tall—annoyingly so—and he loves the way you have to tilt your head up to look at him. he’ll do it in the middle of a crowded street, in the middle of a fight, in the middle of you trying to be mad at him. he’ll lean down, press his lips to your brow, and linger there just long enough for you to feel the warmth of his breath. “you’re so cute when you’re flustered,” he’ll say, and you’ll shove him, but he’s already dodging, laughing, eyes crinkling behind his blindfold. he knows you love it. he does it again five minutes later.
───﹙s.g.﹚ geto’s favorite place to kiss you is your hand. not in a performative way, he’s not doing it for the crowd. it’s very deliberate. he’ll take your wrist, turn your palm up, and press his lips to the inside of it, right where your pulse flutters. sometimes he’ll kiss your knuckles, one by one, like he’s memorizing you. he’ll do it when you’re sitting across from him at a table, or when you’re walking side by side, or when you’re about to leave. it’s his way of saying i’ll see you soon without saying anything at all. his eyes stay on yours the whole time, dark and patient, and it makes your chest ache.
───﹙r.s.﹚ sukuna’s favorite place to kiss you is your neck. not gently—never gently. he’ll grab your jaw, tilt your head to the side, and press his mouth to the curve of your throat like he’s claiming you. his teeth graze, his tongue follows, and he doesn’t care if it leaves a mark. he wants it to. he’ll do it in the middle of a sentence, interrupting himself just to feel you shiver. “you’re mine,” he’ll murmur against your skin, and his voice is low, rough, like a warning and a promise all at once. you hate how much you like it.
───﹙n.k.﹚ nanami’s favorite place to kiss you is your shoulder. it’s subtle, almost shy. he’ll come up behind you while you’re washing dishes or reading a book, and he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder first, just breathing you in. then he’ll press a kiss to the fabric of your shirt, or your bare skin if it’s accessible, soft and unhurried. “you work too hard,” he’ll say, even though he works harder than anyone. his lips linger, and his hands find your waist, and for a moment, the world slows down. it’s his way of saying i see you. i’m here. thank you for being mine.
───﹙t.f.﹚ toji’s favorite place to kiss you is your jaw. he’s rough around the edges, always has been, but when he kisses you there—just below your ear, along the sharp line of your bone—it’s almost tender. he’ll do it when he’s passing by, hand brushing your hip, mouth grazing your skin like it’s nothing. but it’s not nothing, and you both know it. he’ll smirk when you lean into him, call you needy, but he’ll do it again anyway. and again. and again. until you’re the one pulling him closer.
───﹙h.h.﹚ higuruma’s favorite place to kiss you is your temple. he’s a man of quiet affections, he doesn’t do grand gestures and doesn’t say much when it comes to feelings. but when you’re stressed, when you’re overthinking, when you’re crying over something small, he’ll cup your face with both hands and press his lips to your temple. it’s grounding. steady. he’ll stay there for a long moment, forehead resting against yours after. “you’re okay,” he’ll whisper, and his voice is so soft, so sure, that you almost believe him. he’ll kiss you there again when you smile.
───﹙c.k.﹚ choso’s favorite place to kiss you is your nose. he’s still learning what love is, what you like, how to be gentle. but he figured this one out on his own. he’ll lean in, thumb brushing your cheek, and press a kiss to the tip of your nose, quick and earnest. his ears go red every time. “you look pretty,” he’ll say, which is his version of i love you. he’ll do it again when you laugh, and again when you’re sad, and again when you’re just sitting there, existing. it’s his favorite thing. kissing your nose. he’ll never stop doing it.
𐔌 . ⋮ ❝ yes, ma’am ❞ ── 呪術廻戦 ⋮ ‧₊˚ ꒱
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 . . . you’re ready to wring Toji’s neck, but he’s exactly where he wants to be.
⌗ pairing. toji fushiguro x fem!reader.
⌗ content warnings. dom!toji x sub-ish!reader ; est. relationship ; couch sex ; dry humping ; taunting ; size difference & kink ; unprotected p in v (cowgirl) ; dirty talk ; creampie ; toji’s a bum ; smut with plot ; mdni !!
⌗ word count. 2.1k
Toji Fushiguro has never understood men who wanted quiet, obedient women.
he doesn't want someone who hangs onto his every word, laughs at all the right moments, or lets him get away with murder simply because he's handsome enough to make poor decisions seem charming. give him a woman with a backbone, who looks at a man built like a brick wall dead in the eye just to tell him he's being a fucking idiot, and suddenly life gets a whole lot more entertaining.
AND WHO ARE YOU...?
★ genre - fluff, crack ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ rating - 14+ ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ character - yuji, megumi, inumaki ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ warnings - fem! reader, cursing, erm idk what else ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ wc - 9 screenshots ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ a/n - gojo, nanami, sukuna ver here! ⋆·˚ ༘ *
THIS WORK IS WRITTEN BY A MINOR, BLOCK IF UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
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KISS A KITTY!
SUMMARY ✂️ in which roommate!nobara's hot older sister moves in with you. ieri shoko's brilliant, incredibly helpful and annoyingly attractive and she knows it too! arguably, it makes it more annoying! as the two of you get to know each other and she starts tutoring you after hours, a tension you thought was one-sided blooms between the two of you. however, shoko's past comes to haunt you when you least expect it.
PAIRING ✂️ phd!student!shoko x uni!student!fem!reader
STATUS ✂️ ongoing
TAGS / WARNINGS ✂️ smau with written chapters, lesbians, femxfem, shoko is a few years older, fluff, cute sapphic moments, and they were roommates, nsfw / vulgar jokes, y/n's very sweet, shoko messes up, SAPPHIC YEARNNNNN
X | X
01: & THEY WERE ROOMMATES
02: PUNCTUALITY IS AN ART
03: MY HOT LECTURER (written)
04: CUTE KITTY
05: BAD HABIT
06: OH SO NOW YOU WANNA COME?!
07: FRAT PARTY (written)
08: TUTOR ME SENPAI SHOKO
09: HORRIBLE AT TAKING CRITICISM
10: COME TO MY ROOM
11: I'M SORRY YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT TAKING CRITICISM (written)
12: GOOD GIRL
13: MISS INDEPENDENT
14: OK URE KINDA CUTE IG
15: GAY ALLEGATIONS (written)
more to come!
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AUTHOR'S NOTE ✂️ i couldn't ignore the cries of my sapphic lovers, so despite toge winning, i knew i had to do shoko some justice. hope you guys enjoy this!!
TEXTS WITH BOYFRIEND!YUJI PT.1
tw: fem!reader, mentions of reader being on her period, mpreg joke, nsfw jokes, 1 kirk joke image, if i missed anything lmk!
includes: 6 pics (bc im lazy like that)
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I need a part two for the argument series you did yesterday, because how dare we talk to baby Cho like that 😭
Arguments (Angsty) pt. 2
masterlist, pt. 1
warnings: cursing, angsty with comfort
characters: Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Choso Kamo, Nanami Kento, Hiromi Higuruma, Toji Fushiguro, Shiu Kong, Sukuna Ryomen, Ino Takuma, Naoya Zenin
a/n: now that I've got a better yet tight schedule, I'll start posting every four days now (a smau and a fic depending on how many reuqests I have but I am well fed rn 😋) and every two days on my patreon again
˚₊‧꒰ა ONE MORE TIME? ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
synopsis; toji was everything to you. there was a time that you could imagine moving in together, building a life together, getting married and maybe having kids. he was the man you were going to spend the rest of your life with. maybe you jinxed it because after you had an argument you found him cheating on you. ever since then you have been a shell of yourself. your friends are determined to pull you out of it. their solution? setting you up with the one person they never expected you'd agree to meet: sukuna.
1 - worst. idea. ever. / 2 - one date wont kill you / 3-why?
Control
And the thing is, when Mark is fucking you into the mattress, drool dripping from the corner of your slack mouth and your eyes rolled back into your head, all he's thinking about is how just a few minutes earlier you were trying to convince him to "let himself lose control."
"I'm not gonna break, Mark," you'd pouted, giving him those big, pleading eyes. He'd just smiled down at you and nodded, then kissed you and gave you what you thought you wanted.
He knows though, if he actually let go, let himself lose control, he'd kill you or at the very least leave you permanently injured. There's something sick about it that thrills him. The way you feel around his cock makes him want to give into the Viltrumite part of his brain that's telling him if you're worthy of his seed, you'll survive what it takes to get it. He's ashamed of it and will never let those thoughts see the light of day, but he can't ignore them. You begging for him makes it even more difficult to keep that grip on his self control.
It's easy to see how much you trust him when you're gushing around his dick as it rocks in and out of you, Mark's hands pressing bruises into your waist and teeth leaving angry red patches on your neck.
So yeah, he could break you with one thrust- even less than that.
But he'd never lose control, not with you.
TOO DEEP INTO OBLIVION — #02: stop drooling pls
-> written portion at the end, after all the photos! also the photos are weird on mobile, and the first is minimized so pls swipe back to the first picture for context
smau! series masterlist: linked here
──── .✦ only written text below:
“ah, yuji, this pretty girl just followed me, really cute account!”
there’s a faint shuffle on the other end, his voice a little quieter now. “that’s nice, what does she post?”
you’re already tapping into her profile, thumb slowing as a picture loads. yuji’s there and another guy you don’t recognize, his bright smile catches your attention first, making a smile ease onto your face, the second thing you notice is his arm slung around the both of their shoulders.
“isn’t that the only girl in your year?” you murmur.
“…sorry?” his voice remains soft-spoken.
you squint at the username again, recognition settling in. “nobara. that’s who followed me.”
there’s a small beat before he continues. “you remember that? god, i told you so long ago…”
you hum softly, leaning back into your pillow, phone propped up against a nearby stuffed animal, your face completely on display. “mhm. of course i remember.”
“she’s really pretty.” a yawn slips out before you can stop it, words going softer around the edges.
on the other end, yuji lets out a quiet laugh. “something like that.”
you both drift into the half-asleep mumbling, where replies slowly get softer and start to make less and less sense. every now and then, one of you mumbles something about a random tweet or a post you just saw, barely making sense, but neither of you mind.
“…look at the one I just sent you,” you whisper at some point, though you’re not even sure if he’s listening anymore.
there’s no response.
you blink, shifting a little. “yuji? are you with us? yoohoo!”
you pull the phone a little closer, listening to the his breathing fan out as you click back into the facetime you swiped away previously.
he laid there, only his nose and mouth visible as he drooled onto his pillow.
you snort, trying to hold it in. “oh my god.”
“you’re actually knocked out,” you mumble, smiling despite yourself.
your voice drops, softer now.
“see you tomorrow, yuji… sleep well.”
you don’t hang up right away.
TOO DEEP INTO OBLIVION — YUJI ITADORI X READER SMAU
summary: you and Yuji Itadori had grown up together, childhood best friends, you became separated after he joined Jujutsu Tech but still text daily, even after you see him during break you both remain oblivious to a feeling that is more than simply missing eachother.
masterlist:
#01 — surprise!!
#02 — stop drooling pls
#03 — …
#04 — …
#05 — …
#06 — …
#07 — …
… parts after are still tbd
you hit different // ep 10 : after the bell
PREMISE : sukuna ryomen is the university's undefeated boxing star, but his reputation might cost him the career he's been fighting for. you’re just a student trying to write the article that could make your name, until he offers you a deal : fake date him.
he gets the image he needs. you get the story of a lifetime.
it's supposed to be temporary. just an arrangement. just for appearances. but when the season ends and the cameras are gone… what happens when they have to figure out what's real?
PAIRING : boxing!sukuna ryomen x fem!reader
GENRES / TAGS / WARNINGS : modern college au, athlete!sukuna, boxer!sukuna, fake dating, senior sukuna, slow burn, enemies to lovers, banter, fluff, angst, smut, lots of jealousy, mutual pining, smau with written chapters, emotionally constipated sukuna, reader who talks back, competitive tension, campus drama series masterlist song of the ep : double take by dhruv
Victory looked different up close.
On social media, it came packaged in dramatic highlight reels and shaky videos filmed from the bleachers. By now, TJU Athletics had probably already posted something with enough fire emojis to qualify as a public safety hazard. By tomorrow morning, half the university would be arguing over which round had been the best and by next week, everyone would have moved on.
Real victory looked significantly less glamorous.
It looked like athletic tape abandoned on locker-room benches and students stumbling out of the arena, still riding the high of watching twenty-two-year-olds willingly punch each other for fun.
Mostly, though, victory looked like you standing outside the building because Ryomen Sukuna had texted you exactly two words : wait there.
No explanation or no punctuation.
Not even the courtesy of pretending it was a request rather than a command.
You could have left. You probably should have left.
Instead, you found yourself leaning against the metal railing outside the arena, checking your phone every few minutes as though that would somehow speed things up.
Embarrassing behavior, honestly.
The night air had cooled by the time the doors finally swung open. Sukuna emerged a few moments later, gym bag slung over one shoulder and his hoodie thrown on carelessly, the fabric still dark around the collar where his hair hadn't quite dried. Fresh out of the shower and no longer under the harsh lights of the ring, he looked different somehow.
Because without the gloves and the cheers and the title of TJU's undefeated champion hanging over his head, he looked exactly like what he was : a twenty-two-year-old guy leaving practice on a Thursday night.
"You survived," you said as he approached.
He adjusted the strap of his bag. "Barely," he replied.
"Interesting. From where I was sitting, the other guy seemed to be having a much worse time," you added.
"He'll live."
"You sound awfully confident."
Sukuna shrugged. "I've hit people harder."
"That is somehow the least reassuring thing you've ever told me."
"I can definitely do worse."
"I know. I've interviewed you." The corner of his mouth twitched.
For a moment, neither of you moved. Then he nodded toward the road ahead.
"You hungry?" he asked.
The question caught you off guard.
"What?"
"You heard me."
You stared at him. "Wait. That's why you made me stand outside in the cold? You're hungry?"
"I'm not the one whose stomach was growling ten minutes ago."
You nearly tripped over your own feet.
"My stomach did not growl."
"It did."
"You're imagining things."
"Sure."
"You got punched in the head for two hours. Your hearing's probably damaged."
He laughed quietly, shaking his head. "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
The two of you started walking.
Campus had settled into that strange nighttime version of itself, where the pathways were emptier and conversations drifted from open dorm windows. Somewhere in the distance, music played loudly enough to irritate at least three professors.
You shoved your hands into your pockets.
"You know, normal people celebrate after winning."
"I am celebrating."
"By kidnapping a journalism student?"
"You're here voluntarily."
"Debatable."
Sukuna glanced at you. "You could've left."
The response came so quickly that you almost missed it. But you didn't.
Because the annoying thing was that he wasn't wrong. You could have left. Instead, you'd waited.
Like some deeply pathetic Victorian woman waiting for her husband to return from war rather than a university student lingering outside a boxing arena because a guy with commitment issues had texted her.
God, you hated that comparison immediately.
The restaurant he took you to was tucked between a pharmacy and a convenience store just outside campus. It wasn't fancy by any means. Plastic chairs scraped against the floor, fluorescent lights buzzed overhead and the menu looked as though it had survived several economic crises.
"You eat here often?" you asked, sliding into the seat across from him.
"After matches."
"With the team?"
He shook his head. "Usually by myself."
You looked up from the menu.
There was something oddly sad about that answer.
Not devastatingly sad. Sukuna would probably rather walk barefoot across broken glass than admit to loneliness.
But still.
A waiter appeared beside the table. Sukuna ordered almost immediately. Meanwhile, you spent an embarrassing amount of time staring at the menu.
He looked up. "You've been reading the same page for five minutes."
"I'm considering my options."
"You're panicking" he said amusingly.
"I am not panicking."
"You absolutely are." Sukuna said, not even bothering to hide the smug look on his face.
You sighed dramatically and slid the menu across the table. "Fine. You order."
He raised an eyebrow. "You're trusting me with your dinner?"
"I survived your boxing match. This feels like the logical next step" you replied, leaning back in your chair.
"Bold assumption."
"You made me wait forty minutes. The least you can do is feed me."
Sukuna snorted softly. “I never asked you to stay that long."
You stared at him. "You literally texted me wait there."
"Didn't think you'd actually listen,” he admitted with a shrug.
You blinked.
For some reason, that answer landed strangely.
"Oh."
Sukuna seemed to realize what he'd said a second too late because he looked away almost immediately, drumming his fingers against the table while pretending to be very interested in the condensation sliding down his glass.
Thankfully, the waiter returned before your brain could embarrass you any further.
Over the next hour, you learned several things.
Firstly, Ryomen Sukuna was apparently incapable of respecting the concept of personal property. Despite ordering his own food, he kept reaching across the table to steal fries from your plate with the confidence of a man who paid your tuition.
Secondly, his music taste was genuinely horrific.
You'd discovered this after making the mistake of asking what he listened to while training, only for him to shove one earbud into your ear and subject you to something that sounded suspiciously like construction equipment fighting for its life.
"You voluntarily listen to this?" you asked, horrified.
Sukuna barely looked up from his food. "You're being dramatic."
"I think I'm being remarkably restrained."
"Funny. Usually you struggle with that."
"Oh, shut up." The corners of his mouth twitched.
And that, unfortunately, led to the third thing you'd learned that evening.
Outside the gym, away from the ring and the constant noise that seemed to follow him everywhere, Sukuna laughed more than you'd expected.
Enough that you started to understand why his friends put up with him despite his deeply irritating personality.
At one point, you laughed so hard at one of his stories that your elbow caught your drink, sending it dangerously close to the edge of the table. Sukuna caught it before it could spill.
"You're a disaster," he muttered, setting the glass back down.
You leaned back in your chair. "You invited me out. This feels like a problem of your own making."
"Trust me, I'm starting to realize that."
"Liar," you replied, pointing an accusatory fry at him.
That earned you something dangerously close to a smile.
Not one of those fake, polite smiles people gave out of obligation. No, this one was small and fleeting, gone almost as quickly as it appeared.
You hated the effect it had on you. The conversation drifted after that. It became all about classes, professors and the collective incompetence of TJU's administration.
You told him about the time you'd accidentally submitted a blank assignment and spent twenty minutes convincing your professor that it had been corrupted during upload. Sukuna, looking entirely too pleased with himself, admitted that he'd once been suspended in his first year for punching someone who'd insulted his boxing coach.
You stared at him. "You're actually insane."
"I've heard that before," he said with a shrug.
"Repeatedly, I'd imagine."
"Mostly from you."
"Someone has to do the difficult jobs."
He snorted softly into his drink.
The worst part was how easy all of it felt. Because this wasn't supposed to happen.
This entire arrangement had started with an article assignment and a fake relationship that had somehow spiralled spectacularly out of control. You were supposed to interview him, observe his practices, maybe write something vaguely inspirational about athletic dedication.
You were not supposed to be sitting across from him at nearly midnight, arguing over whether cereal counted as dinner.
‘And yet’ as he always remarks.
By the time the two of you stepped back outside, campus had gone quiet. Most dorm windows were dark, save for the occasional poor soul cramming for an exam or making catastrophically bad life choices. Not like you could be the judge of that, anyway.
The walk back to your dorm felt shorter than it should have. You stopped outside the entrance, adjusting the strap of your bag.
"Thanks for dinner," you mentioned.
Sukuna shrugged. "You would've starved otherwise."
"Please, I would've survived" you almost rolled your eyes.
"Barely."
You narrowed your eyes. "You sound weirdly concerned."
"I'm protecting my investment," he replied.
You frowned. "Investment?"
"The article."
Right. Of course.
The answer shouldn't have bothered you. After all, the article was the entire reason any of this had started in the first place.
It was the reason you'd spent weeks following him around campus, sitting through practices and interviews and pretending that the extra time together existed solely for academic purposes.
Still, disappointment settled somewhere in your chest before you could stop it. Sukuna shoved his hands into the pockets of his hoodie and took a step backward.
"I'll see you next week."
"Try not to hospitalize anyone before then."
"No promises."
"You're exhausting."
"You talk too much," he replied, though there wasn't much bite behind the words this time.
You laughed.
Your room was dark when you pushed the door open. You dumped your bag onto the floor, changed into the oldest T-shirt you owned and opened your laptop with every intention of being productive for at least an hour.
The article draft stared back at you.
For weeks, your notes had been painfully straightforward. Statistics, records and all the professional things. Now, though, they'd become cluttered with details that had absolutely no business being there.
The fact that he skipped breakfast before morning practice. The way he stayed behind after everyone else left.
How he got quieter after bad training sessions and somehow more unbearable after good ones.
None of those things belonged in a sports profile. And yet, you'd written them down anyway.
Your cursor blinked impatiently. You glanced at the clock.
Then, against your better judgement, your hand drifted toward your phone.
No new messages.
Which was ridiculous.
Because you'd seen him less than twenty minutes ago.
Because you were supposed to be working.
Because none of this was supposed to mean anything.
And yet, somewhere between the interviews and the arguments and whatever tonight had been, something had shifted.
The truly horrifying realization wasn't that you'd just spent three hours with Ryomen Sukuna.
It was that, over the course of those three hours, you hadn't asked him a single interview question. And, even worse, you hadn't wanted to.
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