Polygamy Dirk

Vicarious trickster. I can solve all of your problems, 'cause fuck it.

[pygydirk]

Also, I must confess to the greatness that is this, uhh, MOTHERFUCKIN' ELIXER! (did I say that right?)

Please drink irresponsibly.

[cupid-tune]

♠️

[pygydirk]

This reminds me of that one time I decapitated myself. Was just as sexy as this moment.

[pygydirk]

Attention too all outside the void. I am Dirk Strider. Professional in mad originality. My smuppets and I require your fresh inspiration!

[pygydirk]

Hope you're ready for some borderline pornographic presentation. For I'm permeating an illustrious, aye, posterific soup for your soul. Humidify those lips and brace your upper quads. We're committing to subterfuge.

[pygydirk]

I Was Here

I've arrived to solve all of my friends' problems. (ugh) For serious, be better today and (do I have to read this whole thing?) be gay with the rest of us-

Ask me all the questions so we can get to the friending and perhaps Jake will stop pestering me about it.