Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒ on 🤦♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷♂️built👷♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅♂️🙅♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.
Though your ☭comrades☭ only rarely respond in kind
- which is ❓strange❓, is it not➰? Are the twelve🖐🖐✌ otherwise "engaged"? 💍👰👰 I was given to understand they were your 👼protectors🛡. If you truly believe them your 👌guardians🙏, why do you not 🎼🔁repeat the trick🎃 that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? 😏☎️🔇 They will 📞😇answer📞😇, so long as you lavish them with crystals 💎💎💎 and gorge them on aether 💦💦😳🤤. Your Gods are no different from those of the 🐜🐺beasts🐢🍃 - eikons, every one 🤡🤪. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzeas 🙏faith🤭 is bleeding the land 🍂dry🔥. Nor is this unknown to your 🤴👸masters🤣, which prompts the ❓question❓ - why do they cling to these ❌false🤥 deities? What 🚗drives🚕 even men of 📚learning
- even the great Louisoix 🎓🎓🎓
to grovel😩 at their feet👣👃😳? The answer? Your masters lack the 💪strength💪 to do otherwise! 🤣👌 For the world of 👤man to mean anything, man must own the world. 👉🌍👈To this end🔚, he hath 🤛fought🤜 ever to raise himself through 🤬conflict😤, to grow rich💰💰💰 through conquest🛡⚔😡. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong💪😡 who dict🍆ate the fate of the weak😰👋. Knowing this, but a single😘 path is open to the 😖🍆impotent😞🍆 ruler - that of false worship🙏👑🙏. A path which leads to enervation and death 🤡😰⚰. Only a 💪man of power👌 can rightly steer🚘🚦 the course⛳ of 🌆civilization🌁. And in this land of
cReEpInG mEnDaCiTy,
that one truth will prove its 👼salvation😇. Cum Come💦, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to 👑rule👑! It is only right➡️ that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me! 😎😎😎🤣🏳
something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.
I was able to order a couple of test charms for myself of some of my Zexal drawings recently and now you can get some of them for yourself if you’d like over on my new ACG Goods
I’ll hopefully be able to add more to this small selection soon, but I wanted to at least make these available today in honour of Zexal’s 15th anniversary 💕
you've got my heart
trapped in rope. trapped in wires
my mind is filled with you
i want to know
that you're not hurting
not anymore
you've just become
my everything
Hello everyone! Time flies by so quickly and Zexal Month 2026 is already approaching! This year's theme is Zodiac, hosted by your faithful mods Pyra (@pyrachan), Iris (@scattered-irises) and Fla (@larmegliamori).
This year, our theme will be centric around both the Lunar Zodiac animals and the ones usedin Astrology/Astronomy. Note that you can follow the prompt or draw the characters with/dressed up as the animal. We are here to encourage your creativity.
Before we show the prompts, I just have one thing to mention regarding OCs. While we do love seeing them, this is ZEXAL Month and we on the mod team have decided that OC content will only be accepted on designated days (we have marked these in the prompts). However, if you do want to share your OCs even more, ZEXAL OC Week is hosted in January AND if you tag the event blog (@zexalocsweeek), they'll be happy to reblog your stuff!
Without further ado, here are the prompts for next month. Remember to tag us when we start on August 1st!
Week 1 - August 3 to 7
3rd - Aries/Goat: Favourite Character/Duel
Aries is the ‘first’ of the Zodiac and the Goat symbolises creativity and compassion. As the first of the days, introduce yourself! Who’s your favourite character? Alternatively, what’s your favorite duel?
Mythical creatures like the centaur and the dragon are the cornerstone of Zexal. Share what’s your favourite dragon, creature or Duel Monster!
6th - Dog: Favourite Secondary character/sidekick
The Dog symbolises loyalty, honesty and courageousness. Tell us about your favourite secondary character or sidekick - someone willing to stick with our main characters!
7th - Virgo: Favourite female character
The sign for Virgo is often represented by a maiden, typically with wheat, to symbolise the harvest. Show us your favourite female character in Zexal!
Week 2 - August 10 to 14
10th- Aquarius: OC day
Aquarius is a star sign associated with innovation, independence and imagination. If you have an OC, here’s your chance to show them off. Otherwise, tell us an original concept you liked about Zexal.
11th - Gemini: Favourite groups of people
Gemini are sociable, commutative, and ready for fun. They’re one of the few signs represented by more than one being (the twins). Show us your favourite groups of people? Whether they be siblings, the Barians, the Numbers Club, or some other group.
12th - Snake: Favourite Episode
The Snake is associated with wisdom, intellect and introspection. Let us know about your favourite episode. Why is it your favourite episode?
13th - Taurus/Ox: Beauty/Fashion
Taurus is associated with comfort and beauty while the Ox is associated with inner-strength and strong will. So show us a character you like in some pretty clothes or something fashionable (yes, this is an excuse to play dress-up).
14th - Monkey: ??? Day. (Try and guess)
The Monkey is associated with tricks and playfulness, so we’ve decided we’re not telling you what the prompt is! Try guess it based off this riddle and we will reveal it on the 14th:
Time is idle
Minds run wild
Now whatever is there to do?
Answer this riddle won’t you?
Week 3 - August 17 to 21
17th- Rat: Adaptability/AU
The Rat is considered as resourceful and adaptable. Show your character in an alternate universe! Has something changed? Are they in a whole new world? Are they in your current fandom? Any AU!
18th - Rabbit: Favourite Ships
The Rabbit is associated with building harmonious relationships. Whether harmonious or not, share with us your favourite ships. OCs and self ships are allowed in on the fun too.
19th - Pisces: Dream/Fantasy
Pisces is associated with art, music and dreams. What do you think Zexal characters dream of? Alternatively, what do they fantasise about?
20th - Horse: Sports day
The Horse is energetic, proactive, and physically-able. Did you know Yuma’s Japanese VA, Tasuku Hatanaka, outran a horse? Show the characters doing some sort of sports or showing their physical prowess (dueling during sports optional).
21st - Cancer: Past lives/Beach day prompt
Cancer, the crab, is associated with family, history and understanding oneself. Show us the past life of a character (whether canon or fanon)! Alternatively, take the Zexal Characters out for a much-needed beach episode.
Week 4 - August 24 to 28
24th- Libra: Justice/Conflict
Libra is represented by the scales and are symbols of justice. Create something with this theme in mind! Are you putting Vector on trial for all of his crimes? Are you reviving the cat vs. dogs conflict with Cathy and Dog-chan?
25th - Scorpio: Death/Mystery
Scorpio is associated with great emotional depth and mysteries. What’s a part about Zexal that never felt resolved to you? Zexal theories! Go as wild as you want! Could Astral possibly know the Neo Spacians?! Alternatively, Scorpio is also associated with death so tell us what death was the saddest in the show.
26th - Leo/Tiger: Leader/Knowledge
The Lion and Tiger are respected as the king of beasts in different cultures. Similarly, they are also symbols of knowledge. Share with us a part of Zexal lore that went unnoticed/something you noticed that others may have not?
27th - Capricorn: Time/Duty
Capricorn is associated with stability and duty, able to last the test of time. What memories do you have of Zexal that stick with you, whether it be from the fandom or when you were watching the show? Is there something you realise with the time away from the show?
28th - Pig: Hurt/Comfort
The Pig is compassionate as it is emotional. Today’s all about putting a character in situations because angst is fun. Feel free to have someone comfort the character afterwards or not.
Week 5 - August 31 - Rooster: Summary/Goodbye
With the Rooster’s crow, we bid goodbye to another Zexal Month and look forward to new beginnings. What’s ahead in the Zexal Character’s futures? Your futures? What did you like about Zexal Month?
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Not vibing with the main prompts? No worries, here are some alternative prompts you can play with and replace with any number of days.
Hello everyone! Time flies by so quickly and Zexal Month 2026 is already approaching! This year's theme is Zodiac, hosted by your faithful mods Pyra (@pyrachan), Iris (@scattered-irises) and Fla (@larmegliamori).
This year, our theme will be centric around both the Lunar Zodiac animals and the ones usedin Astrology/Astronomy. Note that you can follow the prompt or draw the characters with/dressed up as the animal. We are here to encourage your creativity.
Before we show the prompts, I just have one thing to mention regarding OCs. While we do love seeing them, this is ZEXAL Month and we on the mod team have decided that OC content will only be accepted on designated days (we have marked these in the prompts). However, if you do want to share your OCs even more, ZEXAL OC Week is hosted in January AND if you tag the event blog (@zexalocsweeek), they'll be happy to reblog your stuff!
Without further ado, here are the prompts for next month. Remember to tag us when we start on August 1st!
Week 1 - August 3 to 7
3rd - Aries/Goat: Favourite Character/Duel
Aries is the ‘first’ of the Zodiac and the Goat symbolises creativity and compassion. As the first of the days, introduce yourself! Who’s your favourite character? Alternatively, what’s your favorite duel?
Mythical creatures like the centaur and the dragon are the cornerstone of Zexal. Share what’s your favourite dragon, creature or Duel Monster!
6th - Dog: Favourite Secondary character/sidekick
The Dog symbolises loyalty, honesty and courageousness. Tell us about your favourite secondary character or sidekick - someone willing to stick with our main characters!
7th - Virgo: Favourite female character
The sign for Virgo is often represented by a maiden, typically with wheat, to symbolise the harvest. Show us your favourite female character in Zexal!
Week 2 - August 10 to 14
10th- Aquarius: OC day
Aquarius is a star sign associated with innovation, independence and imagination. If you have an OC, here’s your chance to show them off. Otherwise, tell us an original concept you liked about Zexal.
11th - Gemini: Favourite groups of people
Gemini are sociable, commutative, and ready for fun. They’re one of the few signs represented by more than one being (the twins). Show us your favourite groups of people? Whether they be siblings, the Barians, the Numbers Club, or some other group.
12th - Snake: Favourite Episode
The Snake is associated with wisdom, intellect and introspection. Let us know about your favourite episode. Why is it your favourite episode?
13th - Taurus/Ox: Beauty/Fashion
Taurus is associated with comfort and beauty while the Ox is associated with inner-strength and strong will. So show us a character you like in some pretty clothes or something fashionable (yes, this is an excuse to play dress-up).
14th - Monkey: ??? Day. (Try and guess)
The Monkey is associated with tricks and playfulness, so we’ve decided we’re not telling you what the prompt is! Try guess it based off this riddle and we will reveal it on the 14th:
Time is idle
Minds run wild
Now whatever is there to do?
Answer this riddle won’t you?
Week 3 - August 17 to 21
17th- Rat: Adaptability/AU
The Rat is considered as resourceful and adaptable. Show your character in an alternate universe! Has something changed? Are they in a whole new world? Are they in your current fandom? Any AU!
18th - Rabbit: Favourite Ships
The Rabbit is associated with building harmonious relationships. Whether harmonious or not, share with us your favourite ships. OCs and self ships are allowed in on the fun too.
19th - Pisces: Dream/Fantasy
Pisces is associated with art, music and dreams. What do you think Zexal characters dream of? Alternatively, what do they fantasise about?
20th - Horse: Sports day
The Horse is energetic, proactive, and physically-able. Did you know Yuma’s Japanese VA, Tasuku Hatanaka, outran a horse? Show the characters doing some sort of sports or showing their physical prowess (dueling during sports optional).
21st - Cancer: Past lives/Beach day prompt
Cancer, the crab, is associated with family, history and understanding oneself. Show us the past life of a character (whether canon or fanon)! Alternatively, take the Zexal Characters out for a much-needed beach episode.
Week 4 - August 24 to 28
24th- Libra: Justice/Conflict
Libra is represented by the scales and are symbols of justice. Create something with this theme in mind! Are you putting Vector on trial for all of his crimes? Are you reviving the cat vs. dogs conflict with Cathy and Dog-chan?
25th - Scorpio: Death/Mystery
Scorpio is associated with great emotional depth and mysteries. What’s a part about Zexal that never felt resolved to you? Zexal theories! Go as wild as you want! Could Astral possibly know the Neo Spacians?! Alternatively, Scorpio is also associated with death so tell us what death was the saddest in the show.
26th - Leo/Tiger: Leader/Knowledge
The Lion and Tiger are respected as the king of beasts in different cultures. Similarly, they are also symbols of knowledge. Share with us a part of Zexal lore that went unnoticed/something you noticed that others may have not?
27th - Capricorn: Time/Duty
Capricorn is associated with stability and duty, able to last the test of time. What memories do you have of Zexal that stick with you, whether it be from the fandom or when you were watching the show? Is there something you realise with the time away from the show?
28th - Pig: Hurt/Comfort
The Pig is compassionate as it is emotional. Today’s all about putting a character in situations because angst is fun. Feel free to have someone comfort the character afterwards or not.
Week 5 - August 31 - Rooster: Summary/Goodbye
With the Rooster’s crow, we bid goodbye to another Zexal Month and look forward to new beginnings. What’s ahead in the Zexal Character’s futures? Your futures? What did you like about Zexal Month?
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Not vibing with the main prompts? No worries, here are some alternative prompts you can play with and replace with any number of days.
Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students
I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"
it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for
