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@nights-likethese
Selena Gomez makes music for ppl who smell like pee
You could’ve left it at Selena Gomez makes music for people. Just because your brain doesn’t like her music doesn’t mean you have to be an ass to the people who do.
You mad because you smell like pee
get you a mans who can do both (✿◠‿◠)
Lmao all of the moods
why is this so fucking funny
Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert
give it a few weeks
u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit
i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business
cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)
forks:
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?” “nothing” “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap
waiter: enjoy your meal!
me: you too *becomes instantly bald*
community, episode one: an ex-lawyer is forced to return to community college to get a degree
community, episode thirty one: it’s halloween and there’s a zombie apocalypse on campus set to the soundtrack of abba’s greatest hits
Stevie at a Fleetwood Mac press conference in 1978
Being weird together in museums is a love language
my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!
me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute
it’s gay pride darling
I wanna learn to speak Latin so i can be THAT guy
pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol
happy 2,102nd birthday to mark antony! the only reason we know his exact birth date two thousand years later is because after his death the senate officially cursed the day of his birth and we have calendar fragments saying january 14th is a Bad Day due to being antony’s birthday. and i think that’s beautiful
happy 2103rd bday mark antony
