[pyramythra]

haven’t posted myself in a while

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

[aprillikesthings]

The poor dude sounds just a little exasperated, and with good reason

[wizardshark]

"a little exasperated" we remember the fuckin Steven bombs. CN HAAAATED Steven universe and gave it the worst airing schedule ever

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[kosmogrl]

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[mortalityplays]

you just don't get news cycles like this any more

[videogame-fake-brands]

Wario Pharmacy - Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (2003)

[throwsahammer]

Home of the Wario MDMA tablet

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[targetedknowledge]

[segamascott]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[hollywolly3000]

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

[bacony-cakes]

DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!

[flareonfloof]

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

[dragongirltongue]

I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?

[hollywolly3000]

oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[chilewithcarnage]

you craft such intricate tales

[candytwist-deactivated20231123]

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

[pjackk]

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

[candytwist-deactivated20231123]

do you jack off ?

[pjackk]

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me