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when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

lakevida

everyone seems to be doing quite well

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

homunculus-argument

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

pregnanthudsonwilliams

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

mutationgirl

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

sicknastyjr

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head