Pinetrees

what even are descriptions

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[atwotonedbird]

How to grow your vessel

[ethenolica]

Lily of the Valley

[cb-writes-stuff]

Your [tumblr] Wrapped

You made poasts. yuo freak

[byjove]

“I was feeling [emotionally, sexually, romantically] neglected in our relationship. 🥺” Has to be one of the worst common justifications for cheating, a complete shifting of blame from the cheater to the other partner. And it’s usually what they use when their wife has been focused on taking care of their small children with no help for months or years. ‘I wasn’t the center of attention and it was hurting my widdle feelings. Instead of discussing this with you, helping to alleviate your other responsibilities so we could spend more time together or even breaking up so I could find someone I was more compatible with, I decided to spend less time with you and start fucking someone else.’ Bitch. Little bitch. Loser behavior. Even a “I had intense chemistry with my affair partner and just really wanted to fuck them. My desire for pleasure was greater than my commitment to the relationship. Sorry.” would have been better than “It’s your fault for not worshiping me like a god.”

[hanabi-vin]

Who can sew more neatly?

[segamascott]

could be us

[slug-cats]

[homunculus-argument]

Travel tip! If you're travelling with a friend, make sure that the aforementioned friend is either smarter than you, or willing to trust that you are smarter than them. If your friend is smarter than you, they'll manage on their own and you know you can trust their judgement. And if you know your friend can't be trusted to make smart choices but trusts that you know better, you'll be fine for as long as you can keep an eye on them.

But if your friend will not make smart choices on their own, and won't do as you say when you tell them that they're about to do something stupid, your friend is going to get you both killed.

[e8luhs]

i have this very funny teenage boy coworker who has decided his job is to clock in just to piss me off. but hes quite respectful about it despite the whole being a teenage boy thing. i had a night not that long ago where i was dealing with a bunch of bullshit as is + my knee was flaring up so i was cranky and in pain and he said something and i was like "dude im not in the mood". so he was like "oh. do you work tomorrow" and i was like "...... yeah???" and he was like "okay can i ragebait you tomorrow then" and i was just like "you know what. yeah sure" because i mean if youre going to be polite about it yknow

[shadelordghost]

hihi hello sister hello

[segamascott]

lalala song of the summer

[bedbug404]

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[zaraxy]

I dont do painting, digital or traditional, so the quality is not fully to my liking

But its good enough to share so hopefully someone likes it

[dogpuppy]

[ectoplasmoss]

I’m on levels of bug yuri you ain’t never seen before

Sorry I haven’t been posting here like… at all….. can’t guarantee that will ever change but mayhaps I will post some silksong art here while the obsession lasts lmao

[dannythedrawer]

best mother in hallownest