“here are some popular tiktok sounds that come from musicals:
“You remind me of a girl I once knew, god by now she’s well in middle age probably 41, 42. huh, thank you? Uh, oh my god, no no.” Waitress, It only takes a taste
“You could use a buddy Don’t you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do!) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin’ And you should stick aroundWhat?Nothing So, Lydia, don’t end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we’ll exterminate, assassinateNoThe finer points can wait But first you gotta say my nameGo ahead and jump but that won’t stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row Then you won’t believe how far I’ll go I’m on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my nameI don’t know your nameWell, I can’t say itHow ‘bout a game of charades?Yes, let’s play itTwo wordsRightSecond wordUh-huhDrink?NoBeverage?NoWine?NoJuice?YesOkay First wordOkayBug?NoAnt?Close, but noBeetle?YesBetelgeuse?Wow, I’m impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken
Ready?YeahOkay, goBetelgeuseYesBetelgeuseYesBeeeeeOh, oh, this is gonna be so good'CauseWhat?You’re so smart A stand-up bro I’ll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
BetelgeuseYesBetelgeuseYesBeing young and female doesn’t mean that I’m an easy mark I’ve been swimming with piranhas I don’t need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lectureI’m offering you a full-time specterAre you any good?You bet'cha
Trust me, babyI just met ya Really it’s a flattering offerDon’t you wanna see dad suffer?I think I’d rather just jump off Now may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it’s not as if I’ve lost my mind“ (this whole god damn song) Beetlejuice, Say my Name
“And it’s hard, its hard, its really really hard its sexy but its hard Sexy but it’s hard This bar that I’m Raising to be this amazing!” Something Rotten, Hard to Be the Bard
“So you write down a word but it’s not the right word so you try a new word and you hate the new word And you need a good word but you can’t find the word
Oh where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it! Blah-blah-blah, ha ha, ah-ha -UGHHHHHHHH!” Something Rotten, Hard to Be the Bard
“Ooh, don’t be bitter Ooh, 'cause I’m fitter Ooh, why hasn’t it hit her? He doesn’t want to bang you Somebody hang you” Six, Don’t Lose Your Head
“The only thing you wanna do is…Yeah, that didn’t work out So I decided to have a break from boys And you’ll never guess who I met Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England” Six, All You Wanna Do
“We start with stars in our eyes We start believing that we belong But every sun doesn’t rise And no one tells you where you went wrong” Dear Evan Hansen, Waving Through A Window
“I can show you what comes next So don’t be freaked Stay in your seats
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week” Beetlejuice, The Whole Being Dead Thing
“You’re, You’re gonna be fine On the other side DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Beetlejuice, The Whole Being Dead Thing
“Dear Diary, why, why do they hate me why dont i fight back why do i act like such a creep why wont he date me why did i hit him why do i cry myself to sleep” Heathers, Beautiful
“I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot I like drinking hard maxing dads credit card i like skipping gym scarring her screwing him” Heathers, Candy Store
“Martha dumptruck in the flesh he comes the cootie squad we should shut up heather sorry heather look whos with her oh my god dang dang diggity dang dang” Heathers, Big Fun
“Heaven forbid someone whisper “He’s part of some scheme” Your enemy whispers So you have to scream I know about whispers I see how you look at my sister” First Burn, cut hamilton song
“What comes next? You’ve been freed Do you know how hard it is to lead? You’re on your own Awesome, wow! Do you have a clue what happens now?” Hamilton, what comes next
“Ha you don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess ConfessYou have nothing, I don’t have to tell you anything at all Unless UnlessIf I can prove that I never broke the law Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?No one else was in the room where it happened Is that a yes? Um, yes” Hamilton, we know
“Oh, I’m gonna do this right Show you I’m not moving Wherever you go, I won’t be far to follow Oh, I’m gonna love you so You’ll learn what I already know I love you means you’re never, ever, ever getting rid of me When you say never you can tryyyy oh but I” Waitress, You are never ever getting rid of me
“And I was like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you? (What the heck I gotta do) What the heck I gotta do to be with you? (What the heck I gotta do) Who do I have to be for you to be with me?” 21 Chump Street, What the heck I gotta do
All of little miss perfect
“O-M-G, Brooke, answer me Look, wait until I tell you what I saw Ignore
And also space and frowny faceI’m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and lets not let boys ever come between us ever again, mkay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw hey We cool? We are Ok, so at the end of last nights party, did you see Rich? No, I was crying” Be More Chill, The smartphone hour
“Come back in, the welcome mat is on the floor lets begin this story needs an ending homosexual” Falsettos, Falsettoland - About Time
“Because it’s a musical A musical And nothing’s as amazing as a musical” Something Rotten, A musical
the first half of the end of the line
“Look at my ass look at my thighs im cat nip to the guys they chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't” Legally blonde, Bend and Snap
“There! Right there! Look at that tan, well-tended skin Look at the killer shape he’s in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh, please, he’s gay, totally gay!” Legally Blonde, There! Right! There!
(these are the only ones i can remember..)
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