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@musicals-incorrect-quotes
Welcome to this incorrect quote blog for various musicals! Some commonly mentioned musicals will probably include BMC, The Prom, Beetlejuice, various Starkid musicals, Falsettos, and others.
Feel free to submit incorrect quotes from any musical! Preferably with a source in the tags.
I hope you have a lovely day!
(Shrek the Musical)
Shrek: Listen, I know we donât get along that well-
Donkey: We donât?
(Falsettos)
Whizzer: Tell me Iâm pretty đ
Marvin: youâre pretty fucking annoying <3
(25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)
Schwarzy: On a scale from âdamn Danielâ to âfre sha vaca doâ, how are you feeling?
BarfĂ©e: In between âitâs an avocado, thanksâ and âhow did you defeat Captain Americaâ, but as a solid answer I would say âI donât need a degree to be a clothing hangerâ. How about you, Olive?
Olive: Probably âroad work aheadâ.
Marcy Parks: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
(Newsies)
Jack: I hate businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent flier miles.
(Heathers)
Veronica: Where is Heather Chandler.
JD: She drank my last slushie, so I killed her. Do you think that was wrong?
(Be More Chill)
What? I donât gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service.
- Everyone during The Telephone Hour
(Beetlejuice)
*during Halloween*
Barbara: Adam, we may need more candy...
Adam: What? But thereâs only been like four kids.
Barbara: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
(Hadestown)
Orpheus: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Eurydice: I wake up at 4:30am
Orpheus:
Orpheus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
(Catch Me If You Can)
Another officer: Are you friends with this criminal?
Hanratty: No, not really
Frank jr: Absolutely. Best friends.
Hanratty: Itâs a layered relationship
(Falsettos)
Mendel: So, whatâs it like being in a relationship with Whizzer?
Marvin: Once I asked him for a glass of water when he was pissed at me, so he handed me a glass of ice and said, âwaitâ.
(Hamilton)
Washington: I ordered you to stand down!
Hamilton: I did... but then I fell back up again!
(Be More Chill)
Rich: I wasnât hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding is internal; thatâs where the bloood is supposed to be!
(The Prom)
Emma: Happy bride month, Alyssa
Alyssa: I think you mean pride month-
Emma, bending down on one knee: Did I stutter?
(The Guy Who Didnât Like Musicals)
Bill: You should try to live life to the fullest! Cherish every moment of it, because you only get one life so itâs best to live it the best way you can!
Paul: There are only two reasons I live. 1) I was born, and 2) I havenât died yet
(West Side Story)
Maria: Did you have to stab Nando??
Tony: You werenât there. You didnât hear what he said.
Maria: What did he say?
Tony: âWhat are you gonna do, stab me?â
Maria:
(SiX)
Howard: A good romance starts with a true friendship!
Boleyn: And a bad romance starts with ra ra ra-a-a ro ma ro ma ma~