"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell
Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.
Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...
Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.
Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?
Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?
Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.
Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!
Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.
Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.
Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.
Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.
Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.
Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-
Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.
Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?
Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*
Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?
Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.
Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...
Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.
Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.
Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.
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