i am SO sorry for going off he grid, it’s been a crazy week tbh 💀 but i’m gonna churn these requests out so fast u don’t even know—
i’m eternally grateful to all the positive feedback i have also gotten, you guys are so cool and swag and i’m happy to have made some type of positive impact :> BUT TRUST I WILL KEEP IT UP (hopefully lol, i take it back i most def will)
i feel like hobie is such an unjealous person (which technically isn’t a word but idrc!). like he’s so secure within himself and his partner to where he knows and that he’s as good as it gets. and usually when someone says that it’s such a turn off, but with hobie it’s a subtle cockiness, like a “leave and see what you’ll get” type thing which is irritating and attractive at the same time.
like if someone were to flirt with you I can’t see him getting riled up and starting something. I feel like if anything he’d agree with them ?? and you’re always like wtf bc he’s sitting there chatting with someone who wants to take you away from him, literally urging them to keep ranting about your character.
the only reason he’d get pissed is if they try to touch you. one thing hobie values is personal space, and in his opinion, he’s the only one whose allowed to breach your bubble (he’d always back off if you wanted him too ofc, he’s big on consent!).
soo imagine this, hobie and you Vinyl shopping, searching through the stacks of product for nothing specific, but itching to find a gem among the various piles. hobie had noticed a scrawny guy peaking glances at your figure more often than not and chuckled at the sight.
“‘s guy on your left, been makin’ eyes at ya.” hobie muttered, placing his chin on your shoulder blade.
“mhm really?” you patted the side of his cheek, fingers still sifting through the records below you.
“yeah, prolly thinks you’re cute huh? lil peng ting.” he tickled the sides of your hips, nibbling at the back of your ear.
“shut up hobie, help me find this vinyl. I swear I saw it somewhere….”
“e-excuse me!” a meek voice made both your heads turn, eyes settling on a short male to the left of you.
“yes?” you replied, patting the tops of hobie’s ringed fingers with your own.
“I just wanted to say that you’re very beautiful! and..” he trailed off, fiddling with the dirt underneath his fingernails.
“eh? beautiful!“ hobie left the comfort of your figure to circle around the poor man, clasping his hands on his shoulders, softly shaking them, “she’s fit ain’t she?”
“yeah…” the male shuffled.
“oh ‘m sorry mate, didn’t mean to cut ya off. go on and tell her what you’re thinking, hm?” hobie chuckled, urging the man to continue.
“bee, let’s just go.” you sighed, gently shaking your head.
“wha’, don’t wanna be rude love. let ‘im finish.”
“nevermind, I’ll just get going…” the man awkwardly shuffled away at the sight of your bickering.
“why do you have to be such an asshole?”
“jus’ thought you should accept the man’s compliment.”
Maybe gn!Reader and Hobie adopt a kitten and the other three (Pavitr, Gwen, and Miles) come to see the kitten? Maybe a orange kitten gn!Reader wanted to name Spunk or Spike while Hobie gave them a spike collar? Would be cute lol
i luv ur brain anon
"you got....a kitten?"
- ok ok idk if this is what u meant, but u can feel free to run this with the bubblegum reader + hobie bc i think it fits alright :-)
- also get a little deep with describing relationship,, but it’s necessary for the plot ! (...)
- also!!! tysm for the requests; i am very excited to get into them, but will prob wait till tmrw to release bc it is my birthday today <3 much love to you all
──★ ˙ ̟ to the stars ！
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alright first of all: hobie with a kitten? i’m in tears.
i love the hc that hobie has a soft spot for cats and the fact that y’all got one together? bye.
NAPS WITH THE KITTEN JUST NESTLED BETWEEN BOTH OF YOU
this cat is gonna be SPOILED in attention i tell u rn
hobie isn’t as obvious ab it as u, but the amount of times u see him chilling with the cat just perched on his shoulder?? (why are u taking the baby swinging across the city hobie; wait a min now–)
how u got him
imagine this: ur walking past an alley and hear this small little meow; after further investigation you find this tuft of orange fur crying outside the dumpster and
now u gotta take it in what r u talking about!!
bringing him home immediately ; hobie's spidey senses prob picked up the cat's presence before you got in the door.
'baby what's that.' 'c'mon spiderman we got saving to do'
man can't even argue with you
hobie not naming the cat himself bc he doesn’t wanna enforce socio-constructed labels on an unsuspecting creature that can’t consent
u can tho.
and while you very much want to, you tell hobie you gotta think on it for a bit – it has to fit just right!! (tbh he rlly doesn’t mind the cat being nameless, but he’s kinda whipped and will kinda go with what u want if it helps give that pretty lil smile to him again)
spider-squad finding out ab him
the besties r wrapping up something with a fight and hobie’s all k gotta leave and check on the cat and the rest are like ?????
pav absolutely floored bc how dare did u not mention this sooner hobie
'so you lot wanna come see him?' (inter-dimensional travel ensues) – also never gonna complain ab coming to hobie’s house they all think his place is dope
i’m sure we all know orange cats are fucking crazy and that does not exclude the little gremlin jumping off the walls of your flat rn
hobie ofc is smirking bc his son the cat is a little agent of chaos and he couldn’t be more proud
you, on the other hand, are just a little tired trying to get the fucker to stay still for a second so u can put on the damn flea medicine
everybody loves him are u kidding (miles a little hesitant tho, he still has beef with the last spiderman-variant cat he met :/ )
“so whats its name?” miles was watching with wary eyes as the little ball of fur darted around. with a heavy (and definitely not dramatic) sigh, you walk over to the group “still haven’t picked. we just found him yesterday.”
luv the idea of hobie looking at u anytime ur in the room (stay with me now) — can’t help it u just grab all his attention, maybe stop being so lovely idk
speaking of your relationship: he has spent years battering against everything life throws at him that having your love in the palm of his hands? something to protect not in the way he does as a hero, but in the way to cherish as a person?? give the man a break, he deserves to admire you whenever he can.
anyways hobie’s looking at you before going ‘oh yea’, just grunts and pulls out this little collar with little spikes and their matching and oh my that is so cute
says he found it in some garbage, most def made the collar with some scraps like he did his own (gotta keep it cool yk)
you giddy and putting the collar on the little heathen and just all ‘omg wait a min’
promptly lifting the cat up and “THIS IS SPIKE.”
cue golf claps from the squad with some ooo’s and aah’s
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remember when hobie and the cat were swinging around the city? yea he's taking that mf everywhere. puts him in his pocket like a little surprise
hobie loves to play fight with the cat
spike is the perfect mix; got hobie’s energy and your brightness it’s a win-win
in bed thinking abt hobies voice and how it probably sounds in the morning with the light hitting his skin and his eyes are a little heavy and lazy but they’re wandering all over your body
sometimes writing is going down multiple rabbit-holes of information that is just so SILLY
so basically:
i've been clowning on hobie for saying 'aint got scooby doo mate' (bc wtf are u talking about) and its COCKNEY SLANG?? FOR AIN'T GOT A CLUE??? i'm learning sm rn my brain is literal so absorbent and sponge-like (i had no idea what a cockney accent was until this movie)
also recommend all hobie writers to look up cockney slang bc it is quite interesting and could b fun to incorporate in dialogue 🤭
and ANOTHER thing:
the spiderman cat from miles's universe that is just called spiderman; he doesn't have any spider powers, but look at him go
Have to remind myself that others being celebrated for their works doesn’t make my work insignificant.
Have to learn to appreciate my hobby and to enjoy it for what it is.
This isn’t a competition, it’s not a race to post post post because people will forget about me. These are all insecurities that come from people pleasing and doubting my talent, my voice and my style of creating.
hii, i saw you wrote for Hobie and i’m like bouncing off the walls rn, he’s so cool and there’s little to no fics or hcs for him :(
if you can, could you write some relationship hcs? (gn or male reader preferred!) i need more writing of this man 😭
if not that is totally okay!! ^^
𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐂𝐒 | atsv
╰┈➤ [safe for work relationship headcanons] ♡. fluff
records fluff. scene in atsv mentioned. his comics are mentioned. idk, it's cute. pairings hobie brown / gn!reader
comments sorry this took so long lmao.
THE ANARCHIST SPIDER-MAN known as 'spider-punk'
being in a relationship with him is like a rollercoastar ride. its never boring, especially if your a spider-person or have superpowers.
this man would take you everywhere.
miguel doesn't want other people involved? oh the hell well, his partner is tagging along.
he's actually so goofy around you, and then acts super cool when your around other people, seeing the switch in person is hilarious.
and while he's so goofy, he might do something illegal, prepare yourself.
everytime he's in nueva york he'd steal something. once he stole couple of things from the base and made a homemade dimension bracelet thingy, so he could bring you along.
it also scared the shit out of you when he first grabbed you and just swung into another dimension.
"its a metaphor for capitalism" lines like that randomly get thrown out all the time and it makes you laugh every single time.
i think he'd be pretty touchy, except in public. he gotta keep up that image y'know.
he'd give you, your mini concert sometimes.
although, he probably wouldn't let you touch his guitar, at all.
speaking of his guitar, it makes you nervous everytime he plays it, because he's so impulsive. why does it make you nervous? because the thing can emit sound waves strong enough to break a fucking wall. (😭)
he just randomly does that shit. like in pavitr's world when he destroyed the barrier at alchimex.
impulsive
despite being impulsive, he's not dumb. he's actually a genius, and everytime he has these super genius moments it baffles you sometimes because your used to him being so damn goofy and SPIDERPUNK!!!🤟🏾
at every chance, he's causing chaos when it comes to power figures. especially when it comes down to president norman osborn in his world. cha-o-ticcc! (let's not even talk about the time with miles and miguel 😒)
when he's alone with you, he is a lot calmer though. like, he goes from 100 to like 50 when he's around you.
he likes spooning, preferably with you being the big spoon.
don't touch his jacket either.
if you have super fluffy hair he's mostlikely gonna play with it when its just the two of you. he always asks first though! he asks for a lot of things. (consent king🫡)
if you asked him to teach you how to play guitar, he would. and if you already knew how to play guitar or another instrument, you'd play together sometimes.
honestly, anything he does you tend to admire. (he teases you about it a lot lol)
sometimes, sometimes, he'll let you play in his hair. honestly, its relaxing for him, to feel your hands in his hair. bonus if your washing his hair. that's the most relaxed you'll ever get him to be, minus sleeping. even then, he probably yells in his sleep or smth.
he's actually the best boyfriend btw.
like, he's nor selfish. he's not that type of person, so he always tries to look out for your best interests while looking out for his.
he's actually so sweet <3
also, if he leaves and he catches you wearing his jacket or pretending to be him in it, he is never. never. letting you live it down.
"didn't know you admire me so much, love." "what, gonna steal my jacket again and wear it to sleep?" "oh, don't get embarrassed now! you were the one snugglin' up in my jacket."
he strikes me as a person to either smell so fucking nice, like that perfect colone or he'd stink. there's no in between. like, the stink doesn't even have to be like 'garbage' stink. it could be like, 'super strong axe body wash' stink.
who the fuck knows. his hair is always going to smell good, though. he takes care of that bitch. (y'all saw that bitch in the theatre??? gorgeous)
he'd also be the boyfriend to give you home piercings or tattoos. and if you don't want him to do it, he's perfectly fine with that.
you two mostlikely have a matching tattoo though. he'd also, sit there a d comfort you while your getting pierced or tatted.
seriously, he's the best.
comments couldn't think of anything else at the moment. i might edit it, but here you go!
I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.
Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.
Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about
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