The Stochasticity of Melanie

Sto·chas·ti·city [sto-kas-ti-sity] n. 1. Lacking any predictable order or plan. (syn. Enigmatic, Erratic, Randomness.) Mel·a·nie [mel-uh-nee] n. 1. An inappropriate 20 something tea enthusiast, but coffee drinker, self educated Dutch speaker, awesome auntie, writer of things, sporadic YouTube vlogger, retail worker, and TV, Film, & culture junky. 2. "Just a small town girl, living in a LONELY WORRRRLD!" Ask me stuff and follow me and junk. :-)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lluvia185]

For all of you who are confussed.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[neutralbacteria]

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

[qtmelnee]

Reach in your purse and apply your deodorant to your lips... or your lip balm to your smelly pits 🤣🤣🤢

[marvellegends]

#Just a couple of 5 year olds.

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[harrypotterfanatic117]

“Maybe you’ll grow out of that Harry Potter thing one day…”

[wilwheaton]

(via XWhiOxj.jpg (480×358))

[eklixio]

“…I’ve brought Ice and Fire together.”

[autohaste]

[johannesviii]

Based on Colin Baker’s tweets about Thirteen, and colored by my enthusiasm.

Keep reading

[fydisneymisfits]

[namiiswan-archived]

[qtmelnee]

A friend asked me to cover for them in their bowling league. I agreed and even got the day off. We had a family event come up same day same time about an hour away. I stick to going bowling because I promised I would. The day before they're making sure that I would in fact make it. So I get there ready to bowl and guess who shows up? The person who I'm supposed to be bowling for. So fine I'll piss off because ya know I didn't have anything else I could do. Oh and did I mention I ticked off my boss by asking for today off? Yup still nbd

[ruinedchildhood]

[lematworks]

Produced by LEMAT WORKS

✨ Twinkle Night1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 / Future Galaxy1 / Golden Stars✨

[mamachonnes]

Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella Scenes (13/*)