reread the card 'choco-full of memories' and had a theory on why solomon's cookings always turn out weird. (maybe someone else already said this before me but) just who the fuck made 'moe moe kyun' a spell without the term being a spell in the first place? (ToT)
i like the fan theory that he really just deliberately fucks around with people through his cooking then act dumb just because he can lolol. but another perspective i see it from is maybe because he accidentally spelled himself into being immortal (correct me if im wrong), then technically his very own life and soul is already intertwined with magic? so anything he touches or do is bound to get... unconventional. which is why he can take the same simple steps as others and come out with a completely disaster of a result..? putting his aside his love for experimenting..
OM Boys Experiencing CATS The Musical... Part 2 (Non-Brothers)
Part 1 | Part 2
Luke : Positively in love with the musical until Macavity appears, which low-key terrifies him near as bad as a horror movie would. To be fair, there is an awful lot of thunder and evil laughing associated with him and nobody (MC) thought to warn Luke it would be scary because it never occurred to them as scary. Still firmly asserts that he had a good time, but definitely has nightmares about a diabolical thieving cat for weeks afterwards. Got a logo t-shirt as merch and a snow globe.
Solomon : You think he hasn't seen this before? Wrong. In fact, Solomon can name every single cat, whether they have a song or not. Oddly, his favorite character seems to be Demeter. Regrettably IS that guy who hums along to songs even though this is live theater. Judges you based on your choice of favorite cat. Gets a silly little ball cap with cat ears and the logo. Wears it the rest of the night with no shame no matter how out of place it looks with his robes.
Diavolo : Overjoyed to have escaped the watchful gaze of Barbatos (because this is absolutely a sneak out activity) to do something so silly and human as witness a show like this. Bopping along in his seat like a nerd even though he has never seen this before. Sees Skimbleshanks, dissolves into quiet laughter picturing his butler at home and happily informs MC of the similarities he found. Would have liked anything you took him to do topside ngl. Gets matching CATS mugs for MC, Barbatos, and himself. Refuses to use anything but these at tea for the foreseeable future, which Barbatos HATES.
Simeon : Inspired by the creativity of the set, how it adapts to each cat's song and situations. Heavily sympathizes with Grizzabella, frowning at the way she is treated. It reminds him of when the brothers fell and how a lot of heaven's occupants turned their back on the new demons without hesitation. Leaves thoughtful, a new book forming in the back of his brain, but makes sure MC knows he appreciated being taken to such a human experience. Talks with amusement about how humans can put a personality and story into everything. Seems to favor Jemima and Victoria a decent amount.
Thirteen : Had no idea what she was getting into, simply went because MC asked it of her. Quietly asks MC the names of any cat that doesn't get a song but gains her attention throughout the entire show. An abundance of silent awed looks and adoration for the whimsy of the environment. Asks to do this as costumes for Halloween but equally is unable to decide which cat she would like to be since she never could pinpoint who her favorite was. Hums Gumbie Cat the most though, as the rest of the night goes on. Picked up a soundtrack, t-shirt (which she intends to alt style), and jacket. Asks MC all the time if they can go again, and if not, which musical they can go see next! She wants to know them all!
Mephistopheles : Decides he hates musicals, but won't specify if it is because he hated this musical as his first and doesn't want to try more in case they're also infested with humanoid cats or if he simply hates musicals in general. The former is suspected. Sat in a curmudgeonly fashion the whole time but didn't complain about being dragged along simply because MC seemed to be having a good time. Was forced into a ball cap with the logo and ears after and was not happy about it.
This is because I posted my silly little bs trash post and 18 people cared. Genuinely was astonishing to discover anyone liked reading about both Cats and Obey Me at the same time lol. Anyway, this is for anyone from the first post who was looking for their boo and didn't see em. I apologize. I didn't know others would like this at all and that is my bad for excluding the other datable enthusiast baddies. Hope this makes up for it. <3 - UA
I have an obey me x twst headcanon where what if at some point.. what if Solomon and Lilia meet for the first time...
Lilia meets Solomon when Solomon was still human and as a little boy like 10 years old.. and Lilia is like 300 or 400 years old...maybe this is a year before Lilia hatched the Malleus egg.
Maybe Solomon was a poor orphan as a little kid so Lilia took him in for a day because they stumvled to each other but since Lilia needs to fight a war or was a busy general, he left Solomon...
The reason why Solomon cooks like the way he is because he and Lilia cooked together once
Lilia cooked food for Solomon only once and that inspires Solomon to his interesting culinary expertise.
Solomon wanted to make that certain Lilia dish
Uhh
And when Solomon isekai'd to twst...uhh...what a reunion...two master chef +jade :3
One of Solomon's favourite hobbies has become ragebaiting elder gods and eldritch entities. Cthulhu is not his friend.
Solomon has eaten dirt. He doesn't have a reason, he just does it for fun.
Solomon has a rock collection. All the rocks have names, he treats them like his own children. Simeon thinks he might've named them after actual children he had that died, Luke once spotted him crying over one he broke in frustration as he repaired it. Tombstones are also just rocks, at least he can take these with him.
Solomon has three braincells. One for pact and one for ragebait. The third one is fried by magic and he won't stop speaking backwards german.
Solomon doesn't always check human realm news, he knows he won't like what he sees and he's seen it so many times before. He won't actually seek someone out, but if certain people somehow get a taste of his cooking then why shouldn't he let their lives finish their course.
Solomon was drunk and got mad Lucifer wasn't giving him a pact so he bit him. He was really drunk but he probably would do something like that sober.
Solomon has a pocket dimension with a wizard tower. He's supposedly a nomad in canon, he just wanted the wizard tower to hold all his potions and ingredients. He can sleep on the dirt it's fine.
Solomon hadn't had a home cooked meal in centuries before Simeon insisted on cooking for purgatory hall. His deadly food is from those years of magically speeding up the process of cooking so he could just get back to work. The angels don't discuss how he cried when they first brought him real food from home.... but his "home" is gone. Simeon must've had that recipe for a very long time.
Solomon does not like overhead lighting, he likes lamps.
Solomon once cast a spell on Belphegor so that whenever he sneezed a banana will appear and fly at his head. Belphe was displeased.
Simeon is choosing to ignore half the shit that he sees when he enters Solomon's room. He has walked in on Solomon in a maid dress talking to an upside down Mc poster about the components to a spell that would make trees sing.
Solomon has been trying to set DiaLuci up for his own amusement.
Solomon has begun leaving random things in Barbatos room. Barbatos still doesn't know how he keeps getting in and out safely or if he's simply teleporting everything into the room.
Solomon has in fact licked a wall. Anything is lickable, and he wanted to know what it tasted like.
Solomon knows French for the sole purpose of choosing not use it.
