Quality Steam Reviews

A little place where we collect some of the better user reviews on Steam

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This game has a dog. The dog is a German Shepard. I make the dog carry around 300lbs of gear. The dog complains less than anyone in the negative reviews.

20 Hours on Fallout 4

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It's like SUPERHOT's inbred cousin that couldn't afford the slow motion mechanic.

1 Hour on Sword With Sauce

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Imagine you're playing Metal Gear Solid but you control 5 different snakes and everyone is a Ninja There you go.

40 Hours on Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun

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everything in here is as needy and hostile as my cat

3 Hours on Reus

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Doesn't have a single dragon, would recommend skyrim over this any day.

5 Hours on Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising

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i died 8 times in 10 minutes. i am not cut out for Alaska

9 Hours on The Wild Eight

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Five gunmen. One hostage. Six bodies. Mission complete.

550 Hours on Rainbow Six: Siege

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The white loading screen is perfect for reminding me to clean my monitor.

2 Hours on Block’hood

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No one that plays this game seems to know what the Geneva Convention is.

262 Hours on RUNNING WITH RIFLES

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I got a medal for being the player who spent the most time crouching.

17 Hours on Verdun

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I like the fact that the game starts. It has some nice menu music. Can't speak to gameplay though, because I can't get into a match and even if I could, neither my controller or keyboard work.

19 Hours on Street Fighter V

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I'm a Simple Man. I see Boobs. I press Add to Cart.

4 Hours on Porno Studio Tycoon

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The only game that gives you points for Retreating. The most realistic French Experience

80 Hours on Verdun

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For £35 you could ask that girl you fancy on a date, take her to Pizza Express and pay for her meal, have a successful relationship, get married when you're 25, have kids a few years later, retire as millionaires as you both have great careers then die happy. Conversely, you can buy this game, regret it for the rest of your life and die alone.

110 Hours on Football Manager 2017

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Unable to drown park guests in lakes, literally unplayable.

25 Hours on Planet Coaster

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I was sniped by a man named fuck snipers. I asked him to explain this hypocrisy. So he said, "He who snipes snipers, runs the risk of becoming a sniper himself. If you gaze into the scope, the scope gazes back". Did not expect this level of philosophy in a video game.

50 Hours on Battlefield: Bad Company 2

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Pros: - mr Sean Murray sold it well - the hype train was cool - i got to return it and get my money back Cons: - the actual game

1.7 Hours on No Man’s Sky