Me? Gongaga

I'm Iris! Hey!!! "Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose!" | FF fan, writer of nonsense, and writer of fiction (someday)

[quantumstonegarden]

Bonjour

I'm Iris! I'm not French. Most people have intros so I do now!

I like:

Final Fantasy! (I've played a tiny bit of 7og, 8, 10, 15, 7 Remake and 7 Rebirth). I'm not super gifted at it or anything, and I don't know everything about it, but I'm very into it. It's silly! And enjoyable.

Pretty much every Final Fantasy character! (And if I don't like them as people I probably appreciate them as characters.)

Les Miserables (I think the book is interesting, and enjoy both it and the musical)

Camembert cheese

To write!

Drawing... badly

Dragons (it's lingering)

Talking to friendly people!

Chocobos!

Whatever my latest fascination is

Dislikes:

Unseasoned mushrooms

Cod

Discrimination

SEYMOUR GUADO. kill him with fire (he's not real don't worry)

It's safe to assume I don't know anything about anything. If I really slip up, please just educate me! I'm always willing to learn new things.

I don't ship anything, really. Haven't really thought about it.

Pronouns? Any you like, so long as you're respectful.

I'm autistic, and I might not make much sense. But I thought I'd give it a go! I love sharing my silly thoughts. If I've said something offensive or bad, please just correct me respectfully and I'll try my best to improve! :)

Here's a chocobo!

And if anyone ever reads this, nice! Drop me a hi! Nice to see you!

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[quantumstonegarden]

subnautica

[captain-starskull]

This could be a sign of autism. They have something like this in prison and everyone hates it.

[quantumstonegarden]

i think that's the case for a lot of people here, including me! autism and/or arfid

[quantumstonegarden]

save me I'm going to pass out

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why does NoA have some freaking story about every dead person we meet. some sort of "oh, she stole a churro for you once. that's illegal, but I'll... let it slide." WHY IS EVERY DEAD FRIEND OF MINE BLACKMAIL MATERIAL??? MY MULTI TOOL IS BACK IN YOUR EYES NOA. NOW. I HIT HIM WITH HAMMER AGAIN

[quantumstonegarden]

my guy round chatGPT is corporatism staring you aggressively in the face.

THE PDA DOESNT LIKE THIS GUY. THE THING THATS MEANT TO KEEP ME ALIVE

[quantumstonegarden]

when someone suggests you help out at a place of employment and you immediately have a breakdown, that's when you know: let's be unemployed forever. I am going to be some kind of YouTube fish tank guy. new life goals. I thought after exams were going to be relaxing but so far this evening I've already discovered they've immediately started trying to kill me with hammers despite knowing that I'm going untreated for fatigue that makes me fall asleep after 2 hours of mild activity during a day

[quantumstonegarden]

why does NoA have some freaking story about every dead person we meet. some sort of "oh, she stole a churro for you once. that's illegal, but I'll... let it slide." WHY IS EVERY DEAD FRIEND OF MINE BLACKMAIL MATERIAL??? MY MULTI TOOL IS BACK IN YOUR EYES NOA. NOW. I HIT HIM WITH HAMMER AGAIN

[quantumstonegarden]

that's not how this works: recent highlights from my stupidity

"this will kill me alive"

upon seeing a wardrobe covered with mirrors facing a bed "hey, you can watch yourself sleeping"

dreaming about holding up my hand and magically inflating a tank "my FIRE powers are so strong..."

upon catching a Geordie in subnautica 2 "if I eat this I will be from NEWCASTLE. i'm a Geordie and I'm from NEWCASTLE!"

[quantumstonegarden]

i've decided: i never want to work or move out and i'm staying here forever. it's over

[quantumstonegarden]

make me into a fair maiden princess who never has to work and has all her needs provided for

[sycamorality]

what is in a world, really?

[quantumstonegarden]

did you hit your copy of minecraft with a hammer??? is this why it gives birth to those examples i have seen before???

[quantumstonegarden]

so fatigue ill fall where I stand

[beemovieerotica]

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

[elodieunderglass]

👍

[mousenoseopera]

The ocean is scary.

[ominous-signs]

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[quantumstonegarden]

never touching water again

[quantumstonegarden]

i don't know much about jfk, and i especially don't know his middle name. which is why i always think of him as "john fucking kennedy". not deliberate just... by default

[lucentdreamzzz]

havign followers <<<<

having MUTUALS >>>>>

[quantumstonegarden]

spending my time painstakingly collecting relatively hard to find fish to put in my alien containment, going in to the alien containment, and then accidentally eating them alive in front of all of my other fish is freaking awful

[quantumstonegarden]

what if I'm alone forever

don't fancy that sounds boring. I want to live in a house with someone who will like me immensely and together we will play every final fantasy games while I backseat game

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3