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100% accurately telling you the sexualities of the black butler characters

ciel: controversial opinion, but i think he’s straight. heteroflexible at most

sebastian: i don’t think he would label himself, but as a demon i’m sure his views on gender and sexuality are different than humans so i think he’d just fux with anyone he found attractive or useful regardless

undertaker: straight

grelle: i think she’s pretty canonly bi

william: straight

ronald: straight, but not narrow ;)

lizzy: also straight

edward: BIG straight - super straight even (or so he says, i’d say he’s actually bi with a strong preference for women)

soma: i have never been more convinced that a character is bisexual

agni: asexual aromantic

mey-rin: lesbian with comphet and i will die on this hill

finny: gay

bard: straight, but the biggest ally

snake: asexual??? maybe bi??? do the snakes have their own sexualities??? i assume they do??? i don’t know if i can make a judgment call on this one tbh

lau: big bi

ran mao: also bi and i just KNOW they do group shit

viscount druitt: ew no creep

edgar: bi

lawrence: incel

herman: straight, but in a surprisingly chill way where he’d be open to dating a guy if he had feelings for him, but it’s never happened before

gregory: queer and non-binary, t4t vibes

grey: bi, but calls people faggots as a slur and puts down other queer people. could be internalized homophobia or he might just be a massive douche, either way he get’s extremely offended when he gets clocked

phipps: straight, but a good ally who tries to be understanding of grey’s weird shit

joker: so obviously bi

beast: also bi

doll/ freckles: genderfluid lesbian

passion-of-l0vers

saw this post and immediately thought of buttons

[image description: screenshots of our flag means death with a text post edited over top. The scene is from when Buttons is sitting by the beach and starts listing sea creatures to Lucius. They sit on a rocky outcropping while Buttons whittles a stick. Lucius says, via text post by valucard, "who gives a shit about Oscars or celebrities." Buttons says, via replies by deploybits, "hey oceans a pretty cool fish live in there. crab too :) lobster. shrimp. octopus. squid." Lucius makes an exasperated motion with his hands as buttons continues. "snakes (some). a few kinds of bugs. seaurchins. anemone." Lucius gets up and walks away, while Buttons continues as if he is still there. "coral. dolphin. whale. manatees?" We see a closeup om Buttons as he is whittling a stick into a sharp stake. "eel. sunken ship. pirates treasure. pirates bones. davy jones and his locker. submarine. this bitch doesn't care about pirates gold." The camera cuts to Izzy, Fang, and Ivan, who watch him with confusion and Izzy says, "what the FUCK are you talking about." end id.]

i’ve changed my mind. i hope bridgerton never has queer rep because if we ever get a queer couple with half the tension of kate and anthony i actually don’t know if i could physically handle it

#the only straight relationship i care about #bridgerton #that being said if eloise and/or benedict isn't queer i'm gonna go ape shit.

pantsaretherealheroes

eloise and benedict STILL give me the biggest queer siblings vibes and i don't care it's not canon in the books that's just the vibes i get

#eloise is a lesbian and benedict is bisexual #change my mind i dare you

viktorrotkiv

Pretty self explanatory, I think

#jane always reminded me more of amy #i think she and jeffrey should have been the ones to get together #like batty and jeffrey feels kinda gross #like you should not be dating someone you taught music to when they were 11 and you were 17

pages-and-spines

Everyone’s freaking out over the finale of Bridgerton and Penelope and Eloise, meanwhile I’m sitting here blissful convinced that we’re getting a slow burn best friends to enemies to lovers.

quarentinebitchhours

okay, but hear me out there is nothing better than friends to enemies to lovers

#bridgerton

green-like-the-sky

veitstanz

I might have posted the pirate crew before but I WILL post them again

cerulean-phasmid

Cowgirls for lesbians!

scayzel

Opposites attract

pigeon-princess

Introducing my new DnD character Pearl! I’ll be playing her in a friend’s short campaign! Pearl is a very dedicated paladin and although she may be a little naive, she never hesitates with her trusty battleaxe 🌊🐠