don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight

Unknowable, unless ye ask me mortal

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[oneheadtoanother]

[wgm-beautiful-world]

Amethyst earrings shaped like grapes. FRANCE 1840 - 1851

[darkandstormydolls]

I wish that I had ears that tipped back when I yawned like a cat’s ears do. I think that would be really cool

[que-pasa-calabasa]

Me: county fair green captain america isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

County fair green captain america:

[dogpuppy]

[holopics]

black vultures

[sparklingbog]

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[punishedsaints]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[yuriartillery]

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

[enith-derogatory]

Just kiss already

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]

[attemptedsaint]

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words