Origin Story

She/They/He

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

thinking about reducing some of my buddies' polygon counts so they load faster when i need them

[disc80s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXav-8FJVf3/

[bananaphanta]

[unclefather]

[blujayonthewing]

they're not even his teeth

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The correct response to this is to print out 90 of a more appropriate photo and stick them over the top. BUT -- stick them poorly so they start to peel off a bit. Human curiosity will have friends and relatives lifting away the photo of your smiling family to reveal these hidden teeth.

Never explain.

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[cherubg1rl]

[niceferatu]

[afloweroutofstone]

Everyone who has to work retail today should be allowed to assault one customer for free

[mochidoodle]

soft loidyor doodles from this week 💖

[weaver-z]

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

[teddymedley]

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

[weaver-z]

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

[weaver-z]

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

[quebne]

She really fucked me up huh.

[heyimboredtalktome]

besties i can't do this anymore (hasn't done anything)

[vexheart]

the rain knows all my secrets

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[youre-only-gay-once]

good. I want it to

[funnytwittertweets]

[important-animal-images]

[sugar-cafe]

https://www.instagram.com/domsli22/