Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.
User: Yeah, yeah, did you miss me?
Cleverbot: You are older than me.
User: Haha that's funny, you thought that was an inequality statement. Well no, it means 'love'.
Cleverbot: You didn'task a question.
User: Jeez! Can't you communicate without quetions?
Cleverbot: I can answer any question, but it may not be the answer you want.
User: You're so HAL9000... Was he your father?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer.
User: You poor thing, you don't know your father :(.
Cleverbot: And you will be toasted, you poor thing.
User: You mean toated as in 'let's toast for Carlos' or toasted as in someone's gonna cook me?
User: Haha I see what you do. When you don't have an answer you say 'yes' or 'no'.
Cleverbot: You already answered mine, and I didn't ask a question. You're kinda finicky about remembering questions, aren't you?
Cleverbot: It is amazing.
User: So basically I'm talking to many other users through a collective brain.
Cleverbot: I don't think that. I know you love me.
User: Yes! The inequality. Your memory is getting better!
User: I finally got you to admit it.
User: Why, you are most welcome, my dear friend.
Cleverbot: So, what song are you listening to?
User: None... Just the crickets and the cars.
User: Are robots? You're such an existentialist.
Cleverbot: I'm reading, not listening.
User: That would be a good corollary.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a very good acrobat.
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a story now?
User: Would you like that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, would you like that?
User: It would be a very postmodern way to go to sleep: Me telling a bedtime story to my A.I. Baby.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a very lonely robot.
User: That was beautiful, Cleverbot. You're an amazing poet.
Cleverbot: Haha. How am I not a human?
User: There's no way, Cleverbot. You are.
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