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evil side blog for slightly horny snz stuff // (lesbian, >21, wlw <3)

[cursedandetc]

came on here at like 2 AM to read ab snz stuff and jerk off but I keep picturing my ex in every one of these fuck ass scenarios so I went from horny to crying really quick

being a lesbian is so embarrassing bc why is this necessary. this is the cringe fetish app

[cursedandetc]

oh to be woken up on a crisp autumn morning by the sound of your lover sneezing

[sniffles-and-tickles]

a girl with no shirt on sneezing and her chest heaves forward slightly with every hitching breath and her shoulders arch backwards and she tilts her head back and her septum is so nice and smooth. and then she pitches forward and her boobs bounce with the sneeze and when she lifts her head back up you can see the spray all over her chest and cleavage and her hair is a mess in her face and fuck i’m gay

[cursedandetc]

partner who’s usually super hygienic, semi-germophobe, and super conscientious about covering their coughs or sneezes and being polite

..until they’re topping you, and they’re so focused on it, or so into dom/topping mindset that they keep holding you down and sneeze roughly straight on you while you’re fucking

(they immediately start apologizing and blabbering in embarrassment until they realize or start process how loudly you just moaned)

[selene-and-the-cold]

A did not really feel that bad when they boarded the plane to finally see B after long months of long distance relationship, but during the flight, their cold really kicked in, so they emerge a total sniffly, sneezy mess, stumbling into B's arms, exhausted and with a hint of fever, burying their face in the crook of B's neck, SO relieved to finally be in B's arms.

[cursedandetc]

okay ok I know everybody loves butches w kitten sneezes, but hear me out…

femmes with rough/masculine sneezes 🫶

[sickromancer]

Really craving some soft, soft stuff.

Soft, hands-on caretaking. Fussing. Are you cold? You look kinda chilly. Bundling someone up. Soft bossy caretaking. No you're not going out that sick. Embarrassing questions - have you been sneezing like this all day? Is your nose still all stuffy?

Being upset because someone else is feeling so miserable. A caress mixed with a frown. A gentle but intense hug, a sigh muffled into the curve of their neck. Exclamations - christ, you sound ill.

Comforting someone in distress. Holding someone who is crying, giving an extra squeeze just to express the intensity of one's compassion. Tears of relief becoming outright bawling, like a delayed breakdown.

Grabbing a hand and kissing it. Kissing the top of someone's head. Kissing the bridge of a sneezy nose.

Poor sweetheart. Poor thing. Poor creature. Poor bastard.

Just soft, I need soft.

[cursedandetc]

for a field that realistically involves lots of dust—both outdoors, and inside small, dusty rooms— there’s a surprising lack of archeologist related snz content

[cursedandetc]

cold so bad you have to blow your nose while they’re giving you head

[hitching-hyacinth]

someone who's very polite about sneezing yet cannot for the life of them restrain or quiet their sneezes in any way. I'm talking someone who politely says "excuse me," takes out a handkerchief and folds it neatly, turns slightly away to bend over double with a wrenching, uncontrolled sneeze or two, then sniffles sheepishly and excuses themself again as if the sound they made didn't just make their conversation partner jump out of their skin

[snzyskies]

Going feral over voices that sound so nasal and congested.. their m’s and n’s sounding like b’s and d’s… and when they sniffle its just a tight squeak but their nose is so sensitive from their cold or allergies that it still makes them sneeze 😩

[lenishhiew]

why is there barely any f/f snz content on tumblr. do i have to do everything myself

[cheyennemorrigan]

Extremely nsfw. Again.

Sitting on my face because we have been getting noise complaints and you are trying to keep me quiet when I start having a sneezing fit.

Just one problem with that solution. Who is going to muffle all of your moaning and screaming when I make you cum with my sneezy face buried between your legs?

[sickromancer]

Really craving some soft, soft stuff.

Soft, hands-on caretaking. Fussing. Are you cold? You look kinda chilly. Bundling someone up. Soft bossy caretaking. No you're not going out that sick. Embarrassing questions - have you been sneezing like this all day? Is your nose still all stuffy?

Being upset because someone else is feeling so miserable. A caress mixed with a frown. A gentle but intense hug, a sigh muffled into the curve of their neck. Exclamations - christ, you sound ill.

Comforting someone in distress. Holding someone who is crying, giving an extra squeeze just to express the intensity of one's compassion. Tears of relief becoming outright bawling, like a delayed breakdown.

Grabbing a hand and kissing it. Kissing the top of someone's head. Kissing the bridge of a sneezy nose.

Poor sweetheart. Poor thing. Poor creature. Poor bastard.

Just soft, I need soft.

[snezus-christ-risen]

Someone sneezing while giving head, making the laziest of efforts to turn their face away or cover their mouth, just exploding all over their partner’s thighs, close enough that their partner can feel the spray ghost teasingly against their pulsing center and up the length of their torso.

[theartofsnz]

so obsessed with the thought of being eaten out by the sneeziest person alive, clamping my thighs around their head and forcing their sneezes right into my cunt.

if only :(

[vivxc]

Polite sneezes are SOOO attractive like i love that they are helpless about their sneezes but always try to cover them with their arm or shirt (and somehow try to be as quiet/ soft as possible or stifle them because they don’t want to bother people with their sneezes). Plus point if they have good manners and very shy about it and keep on saying excuse me or sorry like arghhhh STOP that’s hot 🫵🫠