i am a brogre

this is not a porn blog......yet. side blog

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

[arianagrandre]

Unfortunately, no one told me about the slut rule. So I showed up like this.

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[leolaroot]

frankly im not impressed by your gay best friend’s stupid flat little ass.

[nikkinick]

i’m relentlessly touch starved and horny but i’m being so brave about it

[capacity]

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

[ineffablesilence-deactivated202]

Life hack: take your own advice

[capacity]

[azul-e-caffe]

for real

[gif87a-com]

[thejungleofmufasa]

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

[catchymemes]

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[theweatherchannel]

[dear-ao3]

[thebootydiaries]

me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??

[theorangepdf]

young adulthood is extremely lonely but also wildly freeing. i’ve gotten coffee at three different cafes today

[formalized]

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

[mikewazowskisbuttblog]

*opens window* can u throw another

[marisatomay]

don’t trust me by 3oh!3 comes on and the feminism leaves my body for a full three minutes and twelve seconds

[carygrantsbeard]

She is right now

[natalieironside]

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

[natalieironside]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

[ashstfu]

im obsessed with logging on to tumblr and having my brain cells kill themselves