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[animentality]

[zombie-jed]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[queeftheif]

I don’t understand nor do I want to.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohlivish]

[handageddon]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

[benthicpressure]

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

You are my hero for finding this

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[soberscientistlife]

That's what I want.

[fairycosmos]

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

[unclefather]

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

[telltaletypist]

[joelsgeetar]

Michael Myers when Reader tries sucking his dick to survive

[uldren-sov]

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

[hotchsdoormat]

he’s my sleep deprived, emotionally unavailable, big titty bitch

oh wait that’s just hotch in rock creek park

[tags-ohara]

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 3.04 THE WHITE ROOM

[depsidase]

[soberscientistlife]

[gaysquaredwrites]

As Lady Macbeth once said, “don’t be a pussy, it’s just murder,”

[thedankmemes]