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olivia | 34 | ambiguous

[deliverancefromfear]

[alluviom]

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[t-ami]

I cannot stop watching this.

[nickyflowers]

what does html stand for?

[theantigovernor]

hypertext markup language

[nickyflowers]

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

[polyboss]

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

[sailatina3]

Skibidi toilet will get a movie before half life gets a third game

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

zoobamafoo is dead and so is god

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Don’t be that person who gets bitten by a zombie but keeps it a secret from the rest of your group.

[grumsal]

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

[master-volume]

[officialunitedstates]

you do the math