Blair Waldorf

you can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you - b.c.w♕

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B: Your cousin suggested that I get you to bite my tongue.

B: I think he's a step in the right direction.

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Blair's gift from Nate Archibald.

Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

(Tiffany & Co. Ziegfeld collection black onyx necklace)

(Tiffany & Co. Ziegfeld collection four-row pearl bracelet)

(one of my hoodies, because let’s be real - you’d end up with it anyway.)

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N: Well a pin a rose, as the saying goes.

N: Done. I already Instagrammed Svetlana too so I like the continuity.

N: I must be off my game. I missed it. You wouldn't rather talk to Peter though; that isn't an innuendo, that's an insult and a blatant lie.

N: Bite your tongue, woman. Or better yet, have my cousin do it for you.

B: I'm quite special, obviously.

B: Yes, because God forbid any disorganization when it comes to the false information of your new wife.

B: Yeah, I can tell.

B: I'd rather have him biting elsewhere, but don't you worry about that. Why don't you go bite your wife?

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Blair's Christmas gift from Nick Vanderbilt.

Have a safe and barely violent holiday shopping season.

(Lipstick pepper spray)

[leightonmmeesterdaily]

"As far as I’m concerned, it’s kind of just me. I want people like me to be able to relate to it and be able to understand it in their own way. Ultimately I’m just really pleased with it. By now, really the sort of impetus for me is to release it and put it out. It was more just personal pressure, my own pressure on myself. I need to [put out this music] because otherwise I never will. I think I’d gone through so many different incarnations and so many different phases, and this music always comes back and I just love it. I’m really, really happy with where it’s at."

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N: I'll rebound eventually. He's a pain in the ass.

N: Alright fine. Well I can call her Claudia the Junk Stabbing Whore or Svetlana the Russian Mail Order Bride. Which do you think would sound better in the official press release?

N: You know I'm not actually going into family law, right? I'd rather /be/ Peter.

N: Strike that, it creeped me out. I'm all out of sorts. This trip will be good, provided we don't do anything to trump the stupid.

B: Not to me.

B: I think Claudia's more of an intimate, bedroom name, so I'd stick with Svetlana for the press release.

B: You know that I was actually making an innuendo, right? I'd rather be talking to Peter at this point.

B: Should I start planning her baby shower already?

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N: Well to be fair, I usually am the smart Vanderbilt.

N: Wait. You mean /wife/ isn't a pet name?

N: I think we're going to just ride it out. Wait until I'm done with school and I can score us a low-pro D.

B: Not the case anymore. After this, you dropped behind Peter.

B: It would be, if we were in the sixteenth century.

B: You mean, aside from your own?

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N: Yeah, that was me.

N: I know. But you're gonna have to get in line for that pep talk, sweet cheeks.

B: And to think I took you for the smart Vanderbilt.

B: Save the pet names for your wife, darling.

B: What are you going to do?