Hey. MissMurberTime

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[missmurbertime]

So because yours truly has extreme ADD. And I have a tendency to hyper focus on things. When I find some thing that tickles my amuse and garner my full attention somehow. I have a tendency not to stop. Which is why for the better part of the morning due to the overwhelming encouragement of two of my friends I have met on here. ( @mewpet and @ambriolett02 ) I have ended up creating an entire AU for myself for Undertale

Welcome to Carningtale.

Where the Sans (named Booker) and the papyrus (named props) run a cursed traveling carnival. That cannot settle down into one spot for very long because the longer they stay in one spot the more various curses will befall them, and the people they have hired to run their carnival.

Where the other AU eventually do find them and probably do not help (cannot help) them break their curse, but end up working for them in their free time because they do enjoy the bit of showmanship. 

Booker has the body shape of normal Sans, but he has one blue eye and one red eye and consistently always wears striped shirts and suspenders with a little carney hat on his head. While his brother is about as tall as sweets is so he’s taller than a normal papyrus, but he has one green eye and one orange eye, and he wears the same type of outfit as his brother, but on top of his shirt, he always wears a coat with long coattails that twist up into points with little bells on the ends, giving it a whimsical and jester look. Along with, And instead of just a normal carney hat, he wears something of a top hat, but it’s mixed with a carney hat, so it’s like a straw top hat but not as tall.

Booker‘s personality tends more towards mischievous in nature, more similar to that of a ringmaster who more than enjoys his shows. He may help you he may hinder you. He has a very thick country-ISH Brooklyn-Ish accent and is very very good at persuasion. Because he often persuade people into signing contracts to work with him, but the contracts are never extremely clear and the determination of how long you may end up working for that carnival varies as he interpret it. His magic tends to manifest in the blue and red of his eyes, with something similar to voodoo markings floating around him, depending on the type of contract he is making with you. Usually they are old Wingdings. But none can be sure.

Props is a little over 11 feet tall. He is the main hand in the entertainment. He is not innocent though he wears the face well. He has absolutely no issues with how him and his brother run their carnival and we often use that sweet face and somewhat dulcet, innocent tone, to coax various people into joining their little soirée and carnival for the unforeseeable future. He has the tendency to punish only based on very terrible thing as the workers have done. So overall, he is incredibly warm, welcoming, and kind towards anybody that they hire. Because even though they do trick a few people, they’re not going to be completely heartless with their makeshift little family. But that kindness will not expand to include customers and visitors. In their carnival, the customer is not always right.

Now once the other AU do eventually make their way into my own little place here. They do pick up little jobs that they find enjoyable that set the tone right for their own personalities. And although Booker and props cannot convince them to make formal contractual obligations to come and perform, they do allow it because they like the chaos and they like the profits of them joining as they please. So they have backup plans and make many different accommodations. It frequently Depends on who shows up at the time. But they also have things set aside just for when those other versions of themselves show up.

My own little insert, Murber, tends to show up as a ring leader from time to time and introduce some of the more wild acts.

From there, we have nightmare as the freak show master who does try to steal the main show fairly often.

We have killer who is the clown. But all of his balloon animals and face painting skills tend towards trying to terrify the children that he is working with and it only works a partial percent of the time because he just has way too much fun with what he’s doing.

Dust and coffee work, the pyrotechnics and the lights show. Often summoning their blasters and using them in different acrobatic acts while maintaining beautiful light sequences

Horror and his brother suites work the death defying cannonball acts, which is where he got the crack in his head and how his brother’s teeth get more messed up (in this case how their injuries may get a little worse since they come from their own au) m

From there we have sans as just the head, carney in charge of the different rigged games in the gaming alley. Wearing the traditional carney outfit and enjoying the pun potential of occasional fire breathing.

We have read who works the different food stands and is just the hottest food Kearny that you’ve seen with his striped shirt tied around his waist wearing a black tank top and his striped Kearny pants and probably smoking a cigarette behind the food truck

Edge and papyrus both work the acrobatics. Performing death-defying stunts, tight rope, walking and different thrilling swinging acts. While keeping their bodies um during their performances so they can wear tight spandex and show off just muscle they probably really are.

We have blue as the jester. Who works with the different clowns in the carnival to make you smile, laugh, and perform the most basic and normal clown performances while somehow making them even more than they used to be. Like jumping out of a flaming building into the trampoline, but going through it to be covered in pie just so that he can sweep in at the last moment and sweep their daring little volunteer off their feet.

We have stretch who sometimes works with the lion tamer, but mostly works with mud to make bootleg merch of the carnival itself and sell it for a profit on the side. And even though Booker and props are aware of that, they don’t really mind so long as they get a cut of the money.

I’ll probably add on more to this later and I do have a couple smaller art pieces that I have done to add some ideas towards this little AU of mine, but I do intend to fully keep it as my own and make plenty of things to add onto it to show all of you my idea in this

So once again. Welcome to Carningtale. 

(also I have broken my tablet and my Apple Pencil so I am forced to do traditional drawings until further notice)



[missmurbertime]

Reader, in the bad sanses castle: (Singing): "Be my bad boy, be my man! Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend~"

song: "Bad Boy" by Cascada

Killer immediately thinks it’s about him and joins in. Say what you want about him, but early 90’s and 2000’s pop are his favorite besides rock. He is dancing with you as he sings too.

Dust isn’t unaware of the song but also not sure if you’re singing it about them. So he just nods along quietly.

Horror is currently trying to understand if the song means that you’re just friend, lovers, or nothing because of the part that says ‘I don’t need you in my life again’ and spending far too much time analyzing the lyrics

Cross is heavily torn between being flustered and being concerned. He isn’t sure what you mean by the song? If anything at all? He settles for just following you rapidly without saying anything.

Nightmare is far far too used to these antics. He is aware the something you just like music and it could be simply liking a song or using it as a weapon. He is isn’t overtly concerned. He does snap you up in his tentacles as he passes though just to spoil your fun

[missmurbertime]

So, imagine this.

A female reader living alone with no roommates.

but.

They have 3 German shepherds.

Those 3 dogs have kept her safe for YEARS.

One of the bad sanses (+cross if you don't count him as one of the bad guys) go over to her place and see these 3 massive dogs.

What's their response/reaction?

Well.

Killer is more of a cat person. But dogs are cool. He probably immediately just pets them and want to give them treats

Horror is fairly unfazed. Animals tend to be somewhat odd to him. Because you don’t eat pets. So he won’t hurt them or anything. But he really isn’t sure what to make of them

Nightmare likes dogs. The bigger. The better. He will definitely take the time to let them recognize his scent and that he is an alpha. And takes them on walks for you too

Dust didn’t really care at first. Until he has a bad moment. When one comforts him after his episode, he immediately is drawn to the dog and might try to kidnap it home

Cross is a big puppy himself. As soon as he sees them he is rolling on the floor with them and playing and petting and brushing them and all that. He never had a pet before but the constant companionship is very alluring

[missmurbertime]

Random facts~

Killer absolutely owns apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

When nightmare’s fish died of old age, it was the first time he ever asked for help. It’s a huge secret. But reaper, at your and Night’s behest, gave the fish its life back and refused to reap them anymore so nighty could have his fish forever

Dream, ink, and blue, run a Zumba class

Socks are considered lingerie to all skeletons. You didn’t know at first. You bought them all fuzzy socks for Christmas one year and almost got jumped.

Horror ( much like me) genuinely loves Labubu dolls. He has a large collection of them and always carries one with him dresses like a chef

Geno has a pet snowy owl that he calls snowball.

Dust really likes the movie hocus pocus

Cross has an enamel pin collection in his room that covered four big tapestries

Error will sometimes sit and watch Jazmin hotel because he thinks it’s amusing

Sans really really like s the legend of Zelda games

Fell has a secret collection of manga

Blue makes sure that everyone takes care of themselves, but he is the most touched when you try to do the same for him

[missmurbertime]

SOMETHING NEW.

Papyrus AU random facts~.

Papyrus actually has a small sewing studio. A lot of people don’t know that because of his height and size he makes a lot of of his own clothing so anytime you see him in something that you like and you give him a compliment he takes that as the highest degree of a compliment because he made that himself.

Edge has a part-time job as a five star Michelin chef. Nobody knows this. Somehow without anybody ever figuring it out he not only displayed his cooking skills to a very upscale restaurant, but he is the person that they call when everything goes wrong. If they have a high profile celebrity coming or somebody they have to impress such as a delegate from a foreign country or literally anybody with some kind of authority or power they call him and they will desperately request him to come in, and because he is very proud of himself in his work he will go, but nobody ever catches him. It’s only when he comes home with an award one day. Does anybody realize that he actually does something other than his normal job as a police officer?

Stretch runs a Pilates and yoga class. It kind of started as a joke because he doesn’t really do a lot of exercise so he would go to the gym, and nobody really knew what he did there because they assumed he wasn’t going there to exercise. But his brother ends up finding him one day because he wanted to know why he was going to the gym and sees him running this class. And it’s pool based because it’s a lot easier on him. And he is actually very proud of it. Enough that he ends up making a special class for pregnant humans and monsters and working with Sci on what yoga poses and Pilates in the water would be best and safest for all of them

Sweets, the horrortale papyrus, ended up getting a job at the dentist. Because the first thing that his brother took him to do when they made it free, was to fix his teeth because of his self-conscious feeling about how they look from everything that they went through down there. And once they were fixed, he was so eternally grateful that he decided to go to school and become a dentist, but only for people who cannot afford normal dentistry. He has one of the best clinics that anybody runs in the entire city. But his primary patients will always be people who can’t afford dentistry or people who have small children who are scared of the dentist. Because that’s why he got into it in the first place. He wanted to help people and he is determined to do so no matter what

Echo, the errorrale papyrus, has a hard time sitting in with anybody at first due to the nature of himself, and due to the fact that he largely cannot remember his own past. But after he finds himself and fits in with everybody else, he too finds a hobby. Whittling.  he made the first one by accident. Listening to one of his counterparts talk he was holding a small block of wood that he had picked up from who knows where on their walk and started subconsciously carving into it with his claws and ended up making a carving of the person that he had been talking to at the time who was classic papyrus. Who immediately asked to keep it, of course and encouraged him to pursue his new interest. And that mainly turned into making selling and creating little wooden sculptures for money he didn’t think he was ever going to need or want.

Mafia Papyrus, the classic mafia version (not mafia fell), probably had the hardest time out of everybody at first for fitting it. Because his version of the underground never had monsters trapped. His version actually had them free and living alongside humans for quite a long time. But with that being said they were all stuck in an era that felt very similar to the 30s and 40s of our time. So when he ends up in your world where everything is very modern and not progressively stuck, he’s not quite sure what to do with himself. But if there is one thing about every single papyrus, no matter where they’re from or who they are, they are all fantastic actors. And that happens to really come into play for himself once he is settled. He makes a speakeasy. An acting display. Where people and monsters can come and drink specialized cocktails and drinks while actors act out scenes from the different themes and timelines. 

[missmurbertime]

More random facts~

Sci buys human testing machines like blood pressure cuffs and thermometers because he thinks they are neat like collectibles.

Red and blue both go to the gym where professional bodybuilders workout just to show off how effortlessly strong they are without having to sacrifice anything to get it.

Red has a part time job as a mechanic and on his rare free days, he is building his own motorbike.

Sans is actually wicked smart and could easily compete with gaster, sci, and alphys as the smartest person in the underground. He is just too lazy and only uses it if he has to

Cross buys scented soaps and body washes and spends an hour a day babying himself with good smelling products in the shower

Killer works one weekend a month at a renaissance fair. He works both the ax throwing booth and the bows and arrow targets

Dust has a season pass to the aquarium and when the voices get too much or he needs a moment alone with you, he will go (regardless if they are open or not) and just sit and watch the sharks

Nightmare is a benefactor to a local bookstore. He says it’s for information, but it’s also secretly a restoration shop and he brings them broken and old books from his childhood home to fix. He fiercely protects those books. 

Horror doesn’t actually leave the house very much. For a lot of obvious reasons. But he gets excited when he gets to go to Costco or Sam’s Club. He loves the rows of stuff and food. And the hot dogs. He kinda treats it like a foreign tourist attraction.

[missmurbertime]

It’s early. You’re getting ready for work. Not that you’re particularly happy about it. But needs a must.

Just as you step out of the bathroom however, there is a shift in light. And horror is leaning over you. His smile just a touch softer than usual but still wide. “….work…?” He rumbles at you. Quieter than normal and only for your ears.

You pay his arm, where you can reach, “yeah big guy. Work.” He makes a noise between and purr and a growl. Then scoops you up. “No….no work. Not…today…” you almost yell with the quickness, always caught off guard when he shows he can move much faster.

The door to his bedroom slams shut.

Hours later, you finally remember to call in sick.

:) I felt like it since I’m gettin read for work myself. But feel free to send in small asks that I can try to get to on my lunch break

[missmurbertime]

What would Blue and Sci do if a tiny monster about only two inches tall moved next door to them when their on the surface though the monster is so small and can't afford a house so they live in a somewhat big bird house with a door and stair case despite not being a bird

So if you are their partner and you’re living with him and somebody moves next-door, who is only 2 inches tall. You’re probably gonna find out first. Blue only really goes outside first thing in the morning to do his morning run. And Sci doesn’t actually leave the house very often. especially since most of the time he is in his lab.

It’s gonna start very slow. You’ll have to take the time to get to know them I would assume due to their size they probably don’t trust people easily. They probably have a bit of a hazard warning about walking near anybody bigger than them. And they probably have even been hurt by being stepped on once or twice. So it’s gonna make them a bi skittish.

Once you realize they are there and you begin your Crusade to befriend them. It will eventually work. That’s when the other two will be made aware. Blue is going to immediately apologize for not noticing that somebody was living in that small of a house and offer to build a set of stairs or fence or something to keep other people away from the area or even offered to let him move into your gardening area so that he has a safe place. He can always be without worry of somebody thinking it’s just a random birdhouse or delinquent kids trying to knock it over or something like that.

Sci is going to immediately be fascinated by the size and try to develop a way for him to change his size at Will. It’s not gonna be easy. That type of magic is never easy. But once he sets his mind to it, he will definitely try to do so. After all the entire reason that he did become a scientist initially was to help people and the fact that he can do so will please him to no end. 

After probably a year of helping them out and inviting them to dinner and making small things to help them around their house, the question will probably come up to let them move in with you guys because honestly, they wouldn’t take up much space anyway, and you could easily build a small home for them in the doorway or wherever have you. And they will eventually say yes 

[missmurbertime]

I have free time today! Send me silly and quick asks for 1 or 2 characters !

Killer: heheheheheheeh she is our shopping

Horror: she is..buying some labubus and fake Labubus

I LOVE THEM GENUINELY GUYS! I THINK THEY ARE CUTE! I BUY THEM CLOTHES!

[missmurbertime]

I have officially become a self-shipper! :D No longer just my ocs x sanses lol

Very proud. Welcome to the office club of skeleton fantasy.

Horror: it only gets better from here lamb chop

[missmurbertime]

A simple little mafiafell red for @mewpet

Also a potential keychain

[missmurbertime]

Another potential keychain but also just a cute bb error

[missmurbertime]

Considering making some charms to sell for REAL. These are the first two. Thoughts?

[missmurbertime]

As per a conversation with @mewdoodles-extra I have more headcannons ✨

Red and Sans love arguing with each other. Part of it is for attention. The other part of it is just because they enjoy the banter. They don’t even really dislike each other. They just enjoy having somebody to verbally spar with. 

Sans really enjoys traveling. Especially if you’re from a place he hasn’t been. He will go there and let you show him all the best places and truly enjoy hearing and seeing the differences.

Red does food challenges. Beating records and winning t-shirts. At first he does it because he is trying to impress you. But then it’s just because he really loves having something to succeed at all on his own.

Blue does street racing. His competitive nature coming to the fore and dominating the competition on any track, street, or ground.

Killer would do good challenges too but only because he just likes being goofy and playing with it until the end and slamming the whole thing.

Dust secretly goes to conventions fully dressed up so he isn’t noticed. His favorite costume to wear is doom guy.

Fresh is a HOARDER of merch. His room looks like every major fandom has thrown up in it. Every time you walk in you see something new

Horror doesn’t do good challenges because he doesn’t eat in public. The sight of someone else not finishing their food would set his PTSD off badly. However. He enjoys watching those food challenges on YouTube. Even going as far as to buy a shirt from his favorite food eater.

Nightmare, unbeknownst to anyone, has a fish tank in his room. A pretty little thing with black rock, a bubbler, Halloween decorations, and four little fish. He takes extra good care of his fish too.

[missmurbertime]

What would the guys do if a bunch of baby ducklings start following him around thinking he's their mama?

Blue would be BEYOND ecstatic. Hell for that matter, so would Killer. They would both take turns leading them and carrying them and feeding them and even making sure that they look up what’s safe for them. Maybe make a little pond too.

Horror would tear up. If you’re close enough he would say ‘am mom now’ and cradle them as he works. Cooks. Sleeps. Everywhere he goes he is taking his children.

Nightmare looks…constipated. He doesn’t want to say how much he loves them. He feigns indifference but defends them immensely from threats and always sneaks them lots of seed and bread

Sans and sci both react the same in this case. They think they are cute. But they worry about how to properly care for animals. They end up building an artificial habitat in the corners of their rooms for their ducklings and playing lots of mama duck sounds so they don’t forget their own calls.

Red has given ever single one of his ducks leather jackets and faux hawks. Some have tiny helmets. Some had spiked collars. Little punk ducks.

Dust doesn’t particularly react when they follow him. But it’s obvious that he has been sleeping better with them cuddled with him at night and he enjoys having them close. Without words. His smirk is brighter. And his eyes are clearer.

Cross LOVES them. He gives them all names. He brushes them. Bathes them. And as they grow, he teaches them to attack on command.

[missmurbertime]

I have time for a few quick asks on my lunch today. So send me some! Even if it’s just a request for silly head cannons.

I’ll give a silly one to start.

Horror has a superficial rivalry against the trash man for taking the trash because that’s ’HIS TRASH AND WHY DOES HE GET TI HAVE IT?!’

Never mind that it’s trash

[missmurbertime]

What would the guys's reactions be to the reader dressing up as THEM for halloween? XD for example, if we were dating Fresh, we'd dress up like him

Sans is entirely too amused. He makes sure you know as much as you can mimic about himself from his lazy posture to his rapid puns so he can follow you around and act like there are two of him on hand. Even more so to irritate his brother immensely

Blue flushes a cute little shade and smiles at you. Finding it to be adorable and flattering. Especially with the fact that you are not only wearing it for the holiday, but you’re actually going out dressed as him. It makes him immensely happy.

So the problem with Red is he finds it very sexy. Seeing you wear his collar, his leather jacket, his gigantic ass hoodie. He is not even close to being flattered so much as he is incredibly attracted to how you look dressed as him.

Horror this is cute. not in the way that somebody thinks a child is cute. But he thinks that it’s cute in the way that it makes him feel like you see him as your protector, which is why you’d wanna dress up as him in his mind and it makes him very happy and clean to you for the duration of the day that you’re wearing it.

Killer is absolutely insufferable. He is an enormous, happy cackling mess. There’s a bit of flattery that you dressed at him, but mostly it gives him a reason to up his chaos and make things even worse for everyone around him. He absolutely gives you a real knife to use for your costume and abruptly throws your plastic one away because no one‘s gonna dress like him without having one of his knives

Dust looks at you for a long long time before he flushes a slight dusky blue and nods. He tends to follow you around for the day like a happy quiet little puppy. Of course, once you reach the end of the party, he takes great pleasure in cornering you in his room and pinning you against the wall with a cocky smirk. Mentioning something about you’re teasing. You’re not quite sure, as cognizant thoughts have fled by that point.

Nightmare lowers his (absolutely adorable) half moon spectacles and stares at you for a moment. Then chuckles a deep rich sound. He loves that you’re wearing his outfit. He will go as far as to help you with it to make sure that it is as accurate as possible. And then follows you around so that everyone who looks at you feels his negativity and reacts to you as if you were him. After all imitation is the highest form of flattery

Cross is a flushed mess seeing you in his clothes. It’s sexy. It’s cute. It’s hot. It’s amazing. He is a mess of flustered emotions and oh so happy you wore his clothes. When epic comes in he drags you with him and cross and teaches you how to be a proper bro for the day (and much later cross takes great pleasure in taking his clothes off you)

Fresh is beaming at you. He is positively enamored with the idea that somebody would want to be him since he is often described as being so many others. Due to his nature. So the fact that you’re dressing up as him is a novel experience that makes him so incredibly happy that at the end of the day he not only make sure that you have good copies of his clothes, but also make sure that you have some of your own size that you can wear anytime so that when the two of you hang out, you can match