≋ Captain Jacques Pierrot ≋

A blog for captain Jacques Pierrot!! Some asks may end up NSFT as that is allowed so all I ask is you don’t look at the #Rendezvous posts if you are not 18+!!

[queen-divans-revenge]

Aye! Welcome to my part of the open sea, swashbucklers! There be rules ‘ere on the Queen Divan’s Revenge so listen and learn or face my fearsome wrath!!

Rule number one! Though you youngins are allowed, don’t try breaking the rules!! The vampire and I are VERY diligent on checking yer ages, so if you try to use that anonymous status to bypass it, he’ll turn it right off! But, you are allowed here in me crew so just keep yer grubby hands off the mature side of things and we’ll all have a good ol’ time!

Rule number two! Obviously I ain’t opposed to gettin’ my hands dirty, in as many ways as a man can do, but if you hounds even TRY to ask anythin’ that makes me or the lil’ vampire helpin run this crew uncomfortable, it will be deleted! To keep this from happenin’ you better keep your morals in check!

Rule number three! You lot are allowed to ask anythin’ but the vampire keeps tellin me to get some tags straight, so here we go.

#BloodWine is when the vampire answers anythin, won’t tell me what but he says “trust me” so my sword is laid down for now!

#Rendezvous is when one of you scallywags says somethin suggestive or for mature eyes only!

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Ahem.. hey there everyone! I’m Alex, your Vampire moderator!

To get a few things out of the way, I’m 18, a OSDD system and run multiple blogs outside of this one (go to @circle-5-inc to see a master list of my blogs)! Safe to say, my time is pretty spent but I love giving to the communities I love!

Roleplay asks are obviously allowed, and so is critique! You can DM me over at @circle-5-inc if you have any critique or support, as well as ideas for any roleplays you have!

While I hope I play Jacques correct, I have not finished his route and am having to go based off a video that shows his whole route, plus some headcanons I have for him because he is like me in multiple ways, so please give me a little bit of slack when it comes to how I write him as a character, I truly am trying my best.

And as he said, NSFW/Suggestive asks are allowed, so is Angst, but please do not vent in my asks! I don’t really know how to deal with venting, and I’m only one… well I can’t say that but I have issues of my own, and would not be the best help when it comes to that stuff.

Also, if you’re going to ask something NSFW, come off anon please! I will not answer anon NSFW asks unless they link to a blog where your age is in bio and I can make sure you are 18+! I will not force ID you or anything, but I promise I can tell when someone lies about their age <3

As more anons come along, there will be a list, just ask and you’ll probably gain your anon title! I’m always open to more people chatting and having fun with me.

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Alright you slippery little snake, back to your corner!

Now that all that’s out of the way, Welcome aboard and let us sail the open sea together!

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I have about 2/3 of my costume meterials now!!

(// I couldve sworn I answered this sorry—)

Aye? That’s wonderful!

Jacques grins, absolutely beaming at the idea someone would want to dress as him!

That means you’re almost 66 percent of the way there friend! I cannot wait to see how you pull this off!

Eh, if you round it up it’s.. 67 percent.. yknow cause haha six seve-

No. No we are not stooping that low, vampire.

…yeah fair.

Anyways do keep me updated! It’s always a pleasure to hear how your costume of the greatest captain alive is coming along!!

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What r ur opinions on mental health *Holds a pencil up to you like a microphone*

Aye!

Jacque grins, as if he’s thought of this question a million times before.

I believe it’s a serious matter, friend. See, the vampire here has ‘is own problems and I can’t help but feel the need to want t’ learn! So, I did my best, and.. quite frankly it’s a lot. It matters, and should be well taken care of! And by any means, take care of it! Eh- so long as it’s healthy. I’ve been warned some people ain’t got the best ways to do that.

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oh that’s perfect!

*i get out my sketchbook and a pencil, drawing up a map of the house and marking some points.*

…we’ll make the “treasure” be in a set of boxes protected by beau, so the hanks would have to engage with her! which would give us extra time to… fortify the ship maybe?

*i hesitate, suddenly unsure of the idea. is it too stupid?*

…maybe she won’t even come by after that, since the hanks are always really energetic. they might even get her to go hank-gliding with them. and then drumstick would be safe, right?

whether she comes by or not doesn’t matter, because nobody’s taking drumstick away from you, not if i have anything to say about it.

-B

Jacques nods, anxiety seeming to relax a bit.

You’re right! No matter what they’ll leave us and poor drumstick alone, hahah! And maybe we’ll fortify their ship too, a good message to be left behind!

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soooo… what’s the plan? or… counter plan, i guess. i wonder if Beau realized i have her plan… im not exactly sneaky so i was surprised she didn’t catch me

-B

I..

He looks nervous, stumbling to come up with any kind of plan.

You’re right! There’s always a counter plan, I don’t let enemies get away with this!

He’s trying to seem calm, but he’s anxious. He’s clearly attached to drumstick, and even the idea of losing him makes him panic.

Alright, I got it. The hanks love their adventure, so how about we leave a treasure map that’ll lead them all around the house only to give em nothing? Hah! A fine plan I say!

[queen-divans-revenge]

I JUST FINISHED MY LAST EXAM I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNTILL NEXT YEAR AT LEAST

That’s wonderful! Now ye have more time on your hands to join me on poseidons dark waters!

Jacques laughs, visibly excited to have more time with his crew.

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*i return a few hours later with a crumpled up paper in my hand, checking around to make sure i wasn’t seen.*

captain! i found something! …had to trade with cam to get it, but- here, you can just read it.

*the paper is full of a surprisingly well detailed plan to “bird-nap” drumstick as a way to distract the captain enough to steal his ship.*

-B

Aye? What have you found friend?

He takes the note with a smile, but it quickly drops as he looks stunned.

They wanted t’ what?! Now- now this goes beyond sea level lad! My Drumstick isn’t bein birdnapped by anyone!

He huffs, but it’s clear he doesn’t want to lose Drumstick.

They’re gonna have to get through me to get ‘im, and that ain’t gonna be easy with me crew on deck..

[queen-divans-revenge]

Do you keep in contact with Beau or Gaia? Im sure they'd love to go on adventures with you (besides Beau...maybe)

Well, y’see friend…

He chuckles, looking down and shaking his head.

Me n’ beau are uh.. not fond o’ each other on the seven seas. We ain’t enemies outside of it, don’t worry! Just eh, on the seas rules are quite different and.. travelers typically don’t get along with pirate captains.

[queen-divans-revenge]

:0 okay! i’ll go check around for you! is there anything in particular i should look out for?

*im very excited to help! :D*

-B

He thinks for a moment, then “leans down” to whisper.

Aye, if you could fine proof of them schemin’ against yer good ol’ captain, that would be wonderful!

He grins a scheming grin, as if he’d take just about anything as proof.

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i never thought there’d be a day when the great captain jacques has nothing new! who are you and what did you do with the captain? (/silly)

*i giggle at my own silliness, then rub the back of my head awkwardly.*

sorry, that sounded funnier in my head. …anyway, i have a training sword, so… we could sword fight? or… practice at least? if you want to! i could also go snooping and see what beau’s up to…

-B

Hah, friend I assure you i am myself! Though I’d love to see how long it took any of ye to notice I was replaced with a tyrant!

He laughs, then considers your options.

I don’t wanna sword fight with ye. I’ll be honest, not only would I win, but I don’t wanna hurt you! My sword is just as real as those you have out there in the wide open seas, you don’t deserve that pain!

He chuckles, humming.

However, an eye on the inside could be nice…

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i have returned! hello captain jacques! how have things been? got any new tales to tell?

-B

Aye friend, welcome back!

He gives B a small hug, laughing.

Impressively not, dearest crew member. Things have been pretty relaxed recently, makes me want to start somethin’! You know I don’t like not having anything to do, hahah!

While he’s trying to play it off, he does seem antsy, waiting for something, anything to happen.

[queen-divans-revenge]

Good evening, Captain.

It is of great importance to me that you understand I meant queer as in odd or peculiar. What I was trying to say was that your actions were unprofessional, Captain. Get your mind out of the gutter, I am doubting your ability to run things on this ship. It seems your mind is quite clouded.

But then again, I vowed not to question, so I'll keep silent.

I was not asking for your preferences... though if you are so eager to voice them, go right ahead.

Again, no judgement. We all like what we like. Sometimes guys kiss guys and that's okay.

Happy Pride Month.

I-

Jacques looks stunned. A bit hurt at your questioning his actions, but at the same time.. embarrassed.

I apologize, it was rude of me to act based on my first assumption. You’re allowed to question me, friend, I am human.. ish after all and do make mistakes!

He smiles, a lot softer and less teasing.

What is it you have questions about? Truly I’ll be glad to clarify whatever it is you’re wondering. But.. I think I shall leave my sexuality out of the question. Men, women, in between or none at all, they all get my love, romantic or not.

Is it REALLY out of the question, or did he answer it right there? Who knows.

[queen-divans-revenge]

Despite my initial embarrassment, I am honored that you enjoyed my illustration of you, Captain. It was quite the hassle to retrieve the proper materials on deck, though I of course refused to have that get in the way of capturing your magnificence on paper.

Now during my time on ship, I have learned not to question your actions, Captain. Though I must say:

Hanging it up on deck for the rest of the crew to see? Rather queer behavior, Captain. You thirst trapping now, or..? No judgement I'm just saying.

Happy Pride Month.

Of course I enjoy your art friend!

He grins, then blushes and sputters a bit as you continue to praise and tease.

I- Davy be damned that’s quite-

He clears his throat, chuckling.

Of course ye learned to not question me! Now, considering your observation..

He nods, smirking.

I am a rather queer man, friend. Quite, in fact. Now I ain’t trying to thirst trap me dear crew on purpose, but.. can’t say I’d deny doin’ so. If yer tryin’ to ask your dear captain for his sexuality, though, safe to say you’re gonna have to try harder than that.

[clownjesus]

The weather has been getting warmer, so here's Jacques trying to cool off. I hope you guys like it. Also sorry for the low image quality, this was originally going to be a doodle, I cropped the canvas and unfortunately finished with a smaller canvas size because I forgot to resize it.

[queen-divans-revenge]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aye!! Happy pride month friend!

Jacques grins, but then pauses.

Wait- proud over what? I hope it’s bein part of me crew! If yer one of the scallywags from the other ships, well..

He pauses dramatically, then laughs heartily.

I’m jus’ kidding! Anyone can be proud no matter who they are or whose crew they are apart of! I may be a bit daft but I assure you, I know my way around.

(MN//: Happy Pride everyone! Mod over here is celebrating in secret, but I do have some headcannons for Jacques that are pretty aligned with Pride, so if you wanna hear about it lemme know! Maybe I’ll have Jacques tell you guys himself, haha!)

[citrinecutie1776]

oooooooooo do tell

[queen-divans-revenge]

Ahhh ye wanna hear my tales of old?

Jacques grins, then relaxes a bit.

Well, for starters, I didn’t always sail the seven seas. I used to be the one waiting for their lover to return home, if you know what I mean.

He grins again, then nods.

And of course, when I learned I preferred doing the sailing meself, well, I was caught on the hook. I got new crew left and right, and each week I’d have a different person to call me lover!

He laughs, sighing.

But those days grow old fast, friend. I never settled down with anyone, but I think that’s how I learned I didn’t really care who I settled down with, just that they can care for me and my bird friend. And of course, perhaps even beat me in a sword fight.

He’s smiling, as if what he just said made any sense.. maybe if you understand his wordplay, it will.

(// do you get it? If not, maybe he’ll be more forward about it soon…)

[queen-divans-revenge]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aye!! Happy pride month friend!

Jacques grins, but then pauses.

Wait- proud over what? I hope it’s bein part of me crew! If yer one of the scallywags from the other ships, well..

He pauses dramatically, then laughs heartily.

I’m jus’ kidding! Anyone can be proud no matter who they are or whose crew they are apart of! I may be a bit daft but I assure you, I know my way around.

(MN//: Happy Pride everyone! Mod over here is celebrating in secret, but I do have some headcannons for Jacques that are pretty aligned with Pride, so if you wanna hear about it lemme know! Maybe I’ll have Jacques tell you guys himself, haha!)

[queen-divans-revenge]

so since you don't know pierre from wii sports which dateable like holly eddie and volt reggie mateo etc would like him because i know you don't

I…

Jacques looks stunned. It takes him a moment to understand the question before speaking up.

If yer askin who would like ‘im, im afraid i dont quite know. Mateo is kind to everyone, as is Holly, Hector, you know the crew.

He sighs, still confused but trying to understand.

If.. yer askin who would like to have him as… an actual object.. I’m not sure either. We don’t tend to keep “mii’s” as pets, and last I checked humans don’t either?

You’ve stumped him.