Waffles? Why yes, please.

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[thefinenanny]

[newkidsonmycock11]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[exquisitedoom]

Watch a black hole tear a star to bits in epic new animation

[brucesterling]

*Oops

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[elecktrum]

Always reblog the High Geologist.

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[mmtions]

i do sincerely love how DC made up cities all across the us for their superheroes to protect and fight evil in

and then marvel was just like ‘you know what? fuck new york’

[once-and-future-thot]

Four different superhero teams at MINIMUM are in New York state and it gets fucked up on the regular

[whitehotforevr]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[fishtrouts]

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its’ hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

[shencomix]

[ventusvibrio]

Wait, why not?

[charleythehouseplant]

TL;DR: Tattoos are associated with organized crime in Japan.

Longer explanation: While tattoos in Japan may have originally been considered to be a status symbol and have religious importance (we have accounts of tattooed Japanese people from Chinese diplomats during the Yayoi period, 300BC-300AD), during the Kofun period (300-540AD), they became a tool used to mark criminals, coming to a head in 1720 where full-arm tattoos were used exclusively for ‘minor’ offenses instead of cutting off noses and/or ears.

All of this led to tattoos getting hugely stigmatized. Until fairly recently, the only people you could find who did have tattoos were generally part of the yakuza (Japanese mafia), who often chose hugely elaborate tattoos based off of traditional Japanese art. Here’s a few of them:

Tattoos in Japan are still so controversial that in 2012, the then-mayor of Osaka, Toru Hashimoto, launched a campaign to get companies to get rid of their employees who had visible tattoos that was very well-received, with many companies siding with him.

Many swimming pools and onsen still ban tattooed people for all of this. During the 2019 rugby championship in Japan, the government effectively begged the foreign players and supporters to please cover up in public because people will react badly, and with the 2020 Olympics in Japan, apparently the government has tried to launch an awareness campaign amongst the public that tattoos on foreigners aren’t considered a sign of criminal conduct in their home countries, because the press backlash would be a nightmare.

[squided]

Athletes: *arrive with tattoo sleeves and openly brandishing it*

The Japanese: “oh my god they just sent us all their murderers”

[tiktokarchive]

Doctor: [singing 'Come and Get Your Love' by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

[blackballetrealness]

[shigure]

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

[kendothugs]

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

[salesonfilm-deactivated20180514]

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[onlyblackgirl]

A hero.

[kenfucky]

Cassie still fighting that good fight

[lilacnothlit]

She killed a cop in the very first book, and she can do it again.

[77lllll]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

this is performance art