Feral Cat Girl Hours

Well the whole "post art here didn't work out" . I have no idea what I'm doing Art Tag: calicodraws She / It

[i-am-a-fish]

*sending my nothing beams at you*

*blasting you with nothing*

[queencalico]

Alright so my art blog (which I haven't posted art to in literal years) has become a lot more than that, and since I've been getting back into drawing, I realized I need to organize my shit better so I made a new blog, this one is gonna stay Queen Calico. but all my art is gonna be on @queencalicodraws from here on out so feel free to check it out

[malice3080]

Stand Proud

[prokopetz]

Elite mecha pilot from a gritty, fucked up Real Robot milieu goes up against nth-dimensional alien invaders and promptly gets their ass kicked until discovering quite by chance that shouting the names of your attacks actually makes them more effective against these things.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[queencalico]

Keep thinking about how if you had a full squad of Sirius and Orion, that's 8 frames in a level. Tack on specters, that's 12. But if the specters are also Sirius and Orion, you can, in theory, create an army of 16 warframes

[queencalico]

Ok so I did some quick math. From my understanding, Revenant specters can't use enthrall, so Sirius and Orion is the best bet (Oraxia specters can make scuttlers, but it's a rare cast and needs to be the final blow to work, so unreliable, I'll do math for it after though). If we take 4 Oraxias with Dessications Curse we get 4+(4×10)+(4×5)=64 allies. Add the 16 pets, 80, add 8 more from the Sirius and Orion specters you potentially get 88 allies (if specters make both). If, and this is a strong this is a strong if, 4 Oraxia specters max out their scuttlers, you get 124 allies

[queencalico]

Some people suggested the kahl air support. I haven't done the math on that yet cause I don't know the max count on that

[queencalico]

People keep reblogging the original version that had none of the math done

[demilypyro]

kurt cobain simply the closeted transbian of all time I don't make the rules

[transfemininomenon]

mood board for today

[warframestuff]

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[rabbitkinglune777]

a lil doodle of meeee

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

putting black boys on ur tl

(sigh you have the reblog pass)

[rabbitkinglune777]

i joke Abt the reblog pass but y'all genuinely gotta stop being scared to engage with black art made by black people and that includes the usage of the word "nigga"

[lustcannibalism]

you guys can’t fucking do anything

[carosbee]

No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.

[queencalico]

It doesn't like it, no. Jesus fuck

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Are you a trans woman living in the US? Do you have complicated feelings around celebrating the 4th of July this year because the country is actively trying to kill you?

May I suggest instead doing what I do every year? One of my oldest and best friends was born on the 4th, she’s a badass trans woman and every year she throws a party to end all parties where we celebrate her, instead of this genocidal imperialist capitalist hellscape.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Traditionally ways of celebrating my friends birth include, but are not limited to:

- Spending time with cool trans people ( @mystery-incorporated-whore and I first got physical with our QPR on the 4th a few years back, I do highly recommend cuddling with your local transfemme goth)

- Eating a bunch of delicious food (I bake over a hundred cookies usually just for the party)

- drinking or smoking if you like (I will not be sober tomorrow)

- blowing shit up

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Some assorted shit that happened at last year's 4th of July transtraveganza:

One trans woman put out a lit blunt on the wrist of another trans woman, who responded by moaning so loud that her cry of ecstasy could be heard over the explosives overhead

A trans woman who isn't car-savvy mentioned that her car was giving her trouble, so all 6 cis men at the party grabbed beers and stood around her car as she revved the engine and tried to diagnose it for her, while I pounded a blunt in the passenger seat

Lesbian sex of a few different degrees

Sonata got everyone blackout drunk and then took over grilling burgers and serving them to the aforementioned intoxicated women

[gremlininho]

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

[kdinjenzen]

A Warlord Always Does Right By The Baby Tenno~

Comic by @artvalentinapaz All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~