[theshireisburningg]

[shitpostbot5k]

[mjalti]

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

[wormspeddler]

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[2guys1cup]

[snorlaxesque]

Me, returning to my body after a long session of astral projection:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

[landmaster-deactivated20170811]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[yoncehaunted]

APES**T - THE CARTERS

[adapto]

shut up

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[snorlaxatives]

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

[homiedepot]

“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”

CVS employee:

[05637-deactivated20190328]

I left my vaporeon alone for a few hours now he’s got three bodyguards backing him up.

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

those are his backup dancers

[maxarionxxx]

Aquatic glamour twink and the muscle daddies

[ryansreign]

Vaporeon is THE top. My proof? Ursaring literally has a giant ring tattooed on his torso. Like… hoe broadcasting at its most blatant. Slaking… literally only a bottom because he just couldn’t be bothered™ to move. Snorlax, he loves to eat but prefers his ass EATEN! Vaporeon used hydro pump in a triple battle and it was super effective!

[bearzerky]

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then