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Mat He/Him/His love stupid shit and i hate this website. This isn't exclusively an nsfw blog but I do post lots of adult stuff, so minors dni. I am gay. amazing partner is @tokokyohi. if anyone wants to follow me anywhere. bluesky:madgayandtired if for some reason you want to send me money: cashapp: soupsluts

[gunsandfireandshit]

[helenvaughans]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

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[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[segamascott]

these people have lost the plot

[refrigeratedwater2]

people who grew up with money will deadass look you in the eye and ask if you’ve ever gone skiing

[ampervadasz]

[memorycycle]

not cute! the packaage is so fucking scared

[ottermatopoeia]

“Your vibrator will arrive in discreet packaging”

[mrsterlingeverything]

What is its purpose

[tall]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He couldn't have been clearer.

[rosewater1997]

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

[chilewithcarnage]

[hellomayanoir]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

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[siliceous-ooze]

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[pigonaphone]

Open to discovery

[gazehaven]

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