Rising To The Surface, Quicker Than You Sank

Ben. 28. Gay. He/They. Graphic Design. Music Production. Cat dad. Pizza Slut. Rave fam. Nintend-hoe. 【=◈︿◈=】

[gay-irl]

[grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo]

[mohmu-deactivated20131120]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[screenshotsofdespair]

Existential crisis.

[metalqueersalad]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[earhartsease]

okay I bloody love this

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

@presidentofthehotgirlclub not a kitty video, but i think you'll like this if you haven't seen it already

[ramdomcitizen]

"There are no monsters in the sea, only the ones we make up in our heads" Bless you, ma'am.

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[leolaroot]

I want to be on a jury SOOOO bad please let me there. I want to make decisions

[neolesbian]

decide his fate.

[leolaroot]

guilty.

[firefox-official]

“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231]

speaking as a professional archivist, everyone should leave lizzo the fuck alone bc:

old instruments get played all the time and this is a normal thing

she's literally a professional flute player

fuck james madison, it fucking rules that a black woman got to play his stupid fancy flute

it's NOT like the kim k marilyn dress thing. kim k paid to wear a historical item that was custom fit to a particular individual's body and damaged it, as anyone who knows about textile preservation who saw that going down KNEW was going to happen

i trust the motherfucking library of congress with loans of its holdings more than i do the goddamn ripley's believe it or not museum of hollywood are you shitting me

in conclusion, the "controversy" is just people being racist byeeeee

[emi--rose]

Lizzo fucks severely and she's a great flautist fuck yeah

[schuylerpeck]

the more I learn about the great molasses flood of 1919, the more I realize poetry can only go so far and some catastrophic sugar substitute events will just outdo you every time.

[schuylerpeck]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[everythingfox]

Just making things nice

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