CYNICAL & SARCASTIC

FIONA / 23/ NYC

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.

[memestashhash]

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[twitterscreencaps]

[1amgirl]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[pleaseplay999]

Me, doing literally anything: my motives are complex,

[arroz]

[leggywillow]

That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”

[iuasdfasgfsd]

Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!

[the-real-seebs]

i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post

[glumshoe]

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

[glumshoe]

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

[succinctlysevered-deactivated20]

what about the last person. what do they get.

[glumshoe]

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

[bob-belcher]

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

[jill-question-mark]

THE TAIL WAGGING

[queenfifi]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you