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replicated-archive

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

replicated-archive

That’s why Californians are like that

formertox

homoscedasticity

feel the rain on your skin

tigerleggies-deactivated2019121

no one else can feel it for you

catsuggest

from a fellow catté : please spread the word that the squirell outside my window is publick enemy number one. the cardinall is number two

PSA be on the lookout for this suspiciouse man

& call cat police immediotely if youm see this individual (donot approach)

over-sleep

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（佐藤チャンさんのツイート）

drdaanvondutch

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

unclefather

Bdsm

living-fitness

catsuggest

every day im become even more exquisitely cozy & beautéfule

kit-cosmic

May I have one (1) cuddle, cat?

catsuggest

babyanimalgifs

Cute dog snapchats that will make your day better

poupon

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

firesuns-archive

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

firesuns-archive

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

lizalot

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

glumshoe

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

semoka

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

glumshoe

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

derpomatic

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

spookyghostiesandthings

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

inkabelledesigns

This is my cup of tea.

chubbinafatzarelli

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

serinos-kitt

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.