not all in the sauce are lost

jo | '96 | had to do it to em

[fladoodles]

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[ousia-poetica]

Future world traveler, currently being a professional sleeper. Lara Hacker | Illustrator.

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

dr. seuss was racist :/

AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

[flowercrown-bard]

A little ace dragon ^^

[erikange]

{ID: A hand-stitched patch of a dragon with the colors of the asexual flag. it has it’s wings wide open and the end of its tail is a club of cards. end ID}

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

band names are fucking stupid. "me and my friends have a special name for when we hang out together. you have to call us the rolling stones" no i don't. fuck off

[nervoussquidward]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wellthiswassofun]

The raffle style thing had me weak

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[depsidase]

[shivuyi]

[256gb]

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

[scamgar]

Armor of Thorns Thursday

[intriga-hounds]

baby sauce to brighten ur friday

[uumumuu]

Her!!

[shigraki]

[angelicguy]

the equation goes

cats look fancy=cats should have dumb names like dirt or pepperoni

dogs look dumb=should have fancy names like mortimer or wilfred

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[prrb]

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

[druidquest]

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks

[ok-dingo]

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

[notarobot1006]

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.

[unclefather]

[secondhandbagofholding]

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

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