Fuck you, I'm a Queen

Kleopatra. 22. Chicago.

[queenkle0patra]

100 calories for 3 rolls of sushi? Okay! I should've put fresh ginger and sriracha inside..

[krabby-kronicle]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

imagine sending this screencap back in time to 2006 as a portent of the future

[lolbartri]

[justcatposts]

When you have a five page paper, 2 exams and a project due tomorrow that you haven’t even started on.

More animal vines here

[aprilsaesthetic]

“Breaking gender norms just comes instantly as soon as a boy is comfortable and confident enough to put on makeup. I think it’s so important to love who you are and be comfortable in your own skin.”

Congratulations to the first male Covergirl James Charles!!!!!

[transpawaht-blog]

[illinicoise]

Gotta make a booty call.

[gangsterdoodles]

Gossamer & Bugs

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

[anoreticaexotica]

[bones-alien]

petit

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[sadhearts]

me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes

me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships

[thee-boo-cocky]

Rigga Morris

noun

1. Backstabbing bafoonery

2. Usually inflicted by a Gila monster or BEAST™️

[bamhbies]

some of this week’s best tweets about trump

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[gaterade]

fuck with an art major then

[champagnepuppies]

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Fuck with a film major

[champagnepuppies]

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

[sourpunchfuck]

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

[myskinnydiary00-deactivated2017]

[bones-alien]

petit

[fedswatching]