this dream isn't feeling sweet

[bloomingforself]

big thigh problems

when your thighs eat your shorts

[firstoffletmesayi]

When ya jeans start pilling and ripping on the inner sides

[crimsonbaby-deactivated20190221]

When you get inner thigh burns from them constantly rubbing against each other

[queenmagikarp-blog]

going on swings...

[ttrumanblackk-blog]

Roseland Theater

Portland, OR (x)

[laurahhollisarchive-deactivated]

Maybe girls need an i s l a n d to find themselves

[swannepoel]

‘OITNB’ Actress Speaks Out About Family’s Deportation

“I was coming home from school […] and I got home and their cars were there and dinner was started and the lights were on but I couldn’t find them.Then the neighbors came in. They were just like ‘I’m sorry but your parents were taken away.’ […] I just broke down. I was just like, what do you do? And then I’m so scared for them, what they’re going through. My parents are going to jail— and for what? […] People don’t realize it is so difficult to get documented, and my parents tried forever. The system didn’t offer relief for them.“  —Diane Guerrero

[pleasedontbenaked]

[scorpionsuccubus]

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

[hovseofcards]

ROWYSO: London - June 13th (x)

[hotdamn5sos]

ROWYSO: London - June 12th [HQ/gallery]

[lipringsandsnapbacks-deactivate]

[pinklibra-deactivated20170123]

if u work at retail stores esp targeted towards young girls (forever 21, charlotte russe etc) be super aware of middle aged men who enter the store alone!! I’ve lost count of men who just enter to stare at teenage girls, they all leave when they see me approach them, some even had the gall to fucking lie to my face to tell me they’re looking for something for their wife and daughter! don’t ever believe them, you can really tell when they are actually here for shit like that!! don’t take your eyes off these men!! protect girls!!

[toothplug]

yeah bc i know that i’ve had my dad go into places to get me something as a present or w/e and i’m 100% sure the first thing he did every time was walk up to an employee and be like “help me find this so i can get out of here asap” like u can tell when it’s not right

[lipringsandsnapbacks-deactivate]

model worthy (x)

[sarahoutofthewoodswood]

[thursday]

[ultrafacts]

Entire compilation of Roman Emperor facts

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[haiweewicci-blog]

That fourteen year old emperor was Elagabalus.  You should really say her name, because she was an important figure and fascinating, and historians are very eager to forget her.  I say her because she was openly transgender.  She searched the entire empire for a physician who could give her female genitalia, but as far as we know she couldn’t find one.  She dressed only in women’s clothes and wore makeup and long hair. She referred to herself not as Emperor, but as Empress and as Queen.  She was forced to marry several women for her office but all the marriages ended in divorce.  She freed one of her slaves, a man named Hierocles, and married him.  This made the Praetorian Guard so mad that they decapitated her (and her mother, who tried to save her).

By those standards, Elagabalus was the only female ruler of Rome.

And today she is still only known as “the boy who invented the whoopee cushion.”

[misandry-mermaid]

This is all fascinating but I’m reblogging for that last comment.

[hedgewitchonahill]

^^^

[hey-okk]

One of my hearing friends offered to make a voicemail message on my phone that will said something like “hi this is Frankie’s phone he’s Deaf so what are you even doing right now"

[hey-okk]

i posted this like 15 minutes ago

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

[egberts]

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for