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su-n-s-e-t

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

devourmynuttz

I’m not chancing it.

lunah-goodbye

I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny

drovie

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

drovie

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

afkland

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

drovie

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

queenof-k

Even more special. He’s going out of his way to give you those gifts.

just fyi

FOR MY FELLOW GERMAPHOBES & ESSENTIAL WORKERS!

Now I’m no Howie Mandel, but being someone who is a little OCD and slightly germaphobic considering our current situation, this product right here is a blessing in disguise. I’m an essential worker (courier) so I still have to go out in the world and open doors, push buttons, etc. to deliver packages. It fits in my pocket for easy access and the coolest part is it has sponges on the inside that you put sanitizer on so that the parts touching the buttons/door handles stay clean!

For anyone who is interested I got mine HERE