i forgive it all as it comes back to me

sarah / 29 / sporadically active / noah kahan on debut tv truther / the tumblr user formerly known as yrrard / swiftie tag is #ts

[coldasyou]

I’m crying why is she like this

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[bbhsvtdygsau-deactivated2020012]

When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[zsnes]

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

[theconservativeotherkin]

Not I.

[fairycosmos]

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[yourthymehascome]

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[dovebuffy92]

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift with Alysa Liu at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. (March 26, 2026)