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Victoria, 18 Full time mermaid:: just things i find funny/interesting/cool and my rants about life :: there may be some videos/audio of me singing idk yet:: this is a safe zone~~ no hate towards any groups of people!!

[victorianho]

Get this on the tumblr radar

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

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[pleaseanthanku-blog]

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[splendr]

is this the fault in our stars

[welcometothe1jungle-deactivated]

The lovers of Valdaro

For 6,000 years, two young lovers have been locked in an eternal embrace, hidden from the eyes of the world. The Lovers of Valdaro — named for the little village near Mantua, in northern Italy, where they were discovered.

The lovers are in fact two human skeletons, dating back to the Neolithic era; they were found in a necropolis in the nearby village of Valdaro in 2007, huddled close together, face to face, their arms and legs entwined. 

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes 

[tiptons-blog]

[underscore-kate]

this is the best gifset of my life

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donna figured out what she wanted to do

[kingcheddarxvii]

[party-in-the-morgue]

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

[party-in-the-morgue]

Cellfies

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[zayniepaynie-deactivated2017061]

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

[blesslarrystylinson]

[theqmmunity]

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Done.

[playing-with-flames-deactivated]

I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.

[meladoodle]

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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[feelsgross-deactivated20150831]

what

[blankmuse]

That sentence was a roller coaster.

[grawly]

if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing

[grawly]

im livid

[shadowcat]

the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black