Tobias' Hair Plugs

I'm a collection of neurotic, intellectual, and fanatical traits and habits, associated with a number of predictable fandoms, and somewhat musically inclined.

[mastromjm]

to think that someone who cared about you for a MAJOR portion of your life can just snap you out of fucking existence is the hardest thing in the entire world and just makes me want to fucking die

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

[yeszachary]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

finally some representation

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[h-stuck-trash]

I feel like the funniest part is that the link still works but the first post you see is them describing how deep in debt they are after the whole fiasco

[allsonargent]

favorite relationships ≡ Jim & Pam

“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.”

[bioluminescens]

Glowworms,  Waitomo Caves, New Zealand x x

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thecommonchick]

Me: can I get a glass of wine please?

Employee: sir this is McDonalds

Me: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?

[setaflow]

[muffin-snakes-art]

What is he reading?

[adventurelandia]

“Keep Wandering, Minstrel”, July 24, 1932 by Floyd Gottfredson

[king-of-kegels]

Visit Original Link

tom jones, everybody

[anastasiaab]

Alia Shawkat photographed by Roger Erickson for Out Magazine

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[whitepeopletwitter]

The airport is a lawless place

[sonsoftitan]

Honestly Emmett in Legally Blonde the musical is so much better than the movie version. Like you can actually see why it was that Elle fell in love with him and you can see and feel the bond between them and I think that’s super underrated.