Lil Lady

Lindsay. 23. I like butts. Instagram: momo.sisters

[6i]

Consistency is harder when no one is clapping for you. You must clap for yourself during those times, you should always be your biggest fan.

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[neverusethissiteanymore-deactiv]

[lennythereviewer]

Presented without context

[digidevilmona]

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

[elkian]

next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Google+ is finally dead holy shit

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

pour one out for the site that literally nobody used

[alexander]

[zonecassette]

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

[powerburial]

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

[vulture-jack]

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

[goosewithajob]

It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

[avvocarlo]

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[catsuggest]

the oppressione never cease

[catgirlmeowska]

what happened cat?

[catsuggest]

im was given one (1) treat. only one

[emmersdrawberry]

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

[catsuggest]

then let me be chunk

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[whaddit]

[checkitoutbeavis]

[loafofyeast]

He a thicc boi

[princesstigerbelle]

I started playing this video again and captured my cat’s reaction to this

She was quite interested

[thecommonchick]