A How Who Knows Too Many Facts

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[queensnitchy]

No I'm not mentally unstable

It's called flavour

[queensnitchy]

I want a farming sim like Stardew Valley and Coral Island, but where I can become mayor because I do all the work and run this town. I deserve that title because I spend my own hard-earned money on these people. Why does Conner and Lewis get all the appreciation I fixed your town i’m coming for your crown

[queensnitchy]

I explained stardew valley to someone today

And they said I sounded crazy because how can a farming simulator have weird magic apple people

Which got me thinking

...

Do the people in pelican town think we're crazy? Like if we actually got to explain everything to the villagers they'd think were crazy

Saying we saved the community centre by giving Junimos bundles of fruit and fish and they used magic to fix everything

How theres a shadow person in the sewers that runs a shop

Because like no one but the farmer seems to really know about all the magically things happening around the town. Well besides the wizard but like how many people actually believe there's a wizard in that tower so he counts as one

[queensnitchy]

[queensnitchy]

I explained stardew valley to someone today

And they said I sounded crazy because how can a farming simulator have weird magic apple people

Which got me thinking

...

Do the people in pelican town think we're crazy? Like if we actually got to explain everything to the villagers they'd think were crazy

Saying we saved the community centre by giving Junimos bundles of fruit and fish and they used magic to fix everything

How theres a shadow person in the sewers that runs a shop

Because like no one but the farmer seems to really know about all the magically things happening around the town. Well besides the wizard but like how many people actually believe there's a wizard in that tower so he counts as one

[queensnitchy]

I wrote into one of my 707 fanfics how the reader had a cat

Someone commented poor cat going to get abused

The only reply is that's not the only cat he'll be abusing 😏

I hate wattpad sometimes

[queensnitchy]

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[queensnitchy]

I see a lot of people say oh Draco became a death eater because he can't say no to his dad. Or he was abused by his dad to become one.

But his dad was in Azkaban still he was in it for a year. So when they approached Draco and got Draco to become one. Lucius wasn't present until the summer of 1997, so after Draco finished his task. Yeah maybe he wanted it to be like his father or when his dad came back he'd be so proud of him.

But by cannon timeline Lucius never forced Draco to become one.

[queensnitchy]

Genevieve trying to dance out and Derek going let me try

Like him doing it was going to be a different outcome

Men I swear

[queensnitchy]

Im mentally chill, just the c and h are silent

[queensnitchy]

Why is there like four fan-fictions I found while scrolling on A03 of Jumin Han wanting to have sex with a human version of his cat?

I get he likes his cat but I don't think he's actually sexually into that kind of pussy.

This feels so illegal.

[queensnitchy]

The fact that I can never be a fantasy elf in a fantasy novel is depressing

[queensnitchy]

Me and my friend talking about how Eraklyon sounds like arachnid

Me: at least domino isn't that bad

My friend: Bloom princess of domino pizza

Me: hold it you may be onto something

[queensnitchy]

You wanna know what's really scummy? My family has individual Amazon accounts but we all use my moms Amazon prime account sometimes if we want faster shipping. But my moms credit card has been attached to my individual Amazon account from when I was a teenager and never had a card. I do now and just forgot to remove it. But apparently Amazon will randomly decide you need Amazon prime if you don't have it, and will give you a free trial without telling you or asking and then charge you when the free trial is up if you don't realize they did it. SO MY MOM HAS BEEN PAYING FOR DOUBLE THE AMAZON PRIME BECAUSE AMAZON GAVE MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT ASKING AMAZON PRIME. BRUH!!! AND THEY JUST SAID OOPS SORRY YEWH WE DID THAT. LIKE IF I DON'T ASK FOR A FREE TRIAL DON'T GIVE ME ONE!

[queensnitchy]

Bruh your telling me in barbie and the 12 dancing princesses to get the secret across of the magically pavilion she had to have 12 kids and made special book covers for the 12 books to match the tiles to dance on and had to order it oldest to youngest

Instead of maybe telling her kids??? She just hoped the books were enough to get the message across? That they'd one day maybe stumble upon it? Instead of maybe saying yo kids these tiles in this bedroom can bring you to a magically place if you dance on them in this order? Like what was she planning on dying knowing she won't be able to pass on the secret? Like huh??? Couldn't have just told the oldest at least? Dang plot holes

[queensnitchy]

My friend lilith always calls me a hoe all the time even joined my writing discord server to say it to me

Only problem with her calling me that is I'm asexual. So whenever she says it my brain just lags trying to process hoe being referred to me

[queensnitchy]

Bruh my friend just sent me how male deers only live to about 20 years old some about 6 years from a college project. And I went okay and? And she went

Just like James potter

I'm done with friends

Like James even did the animagus spell 6 years before he died he did it at 15 then died at 21 THATS LIKE SIX YEARS WTH IM DONE

[lilithlilak]

Ha your welcome bestie 😘

[queensnitchy]

[queensnitchy]

Bruh my friend just sent me how male deers only live to about 20 years old some about 6 years from a college project. And I went okay and? And she went

Just like James potter

I'm done with friends

Like James even did the animagus spell 6 years before he died he did it at 15 then died at 21 THATS LIKE SIX YEARS WTH IM DONE