I’m not normal about this guy….
help me
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why I sighed romantically when I saw your artwork I have no idea. 🤷♀️
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I’m not normal about this guy….
help me
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References:
Girl I’m not going to help you…
why I sighed romantically when I saw your artwork I have no idea. 🤷♀️
Here is a lovely doodle.. ❤️
Before the snow, there was the sun. Before Arendelle, there was the cosmos. To the mortal world, Prince Hans of the Southern Isles is a disg
Hey Guys I finally am posting that fanfic been working on it for a months. I apologize if it’s a little fast pace I tend to right a book like it’s already on the big screen but I hope you enjoy ☺️. A new chapter will release every Friday at 12:30pm. I plan on turning this into a series of books on wattpad.
Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!
Frozen 3 & 4 AU Concept: Hans and Elsa are actually the reincarnations of two primordial Norse gods—Solteris (Son of the fire giant Surtur) and the Original Snow Queen—who are destined to remake the universe. Rogue gods assassinated the Snow Queen millennia ago to stop the prophecy, forcing a heartbroken Solteris to strike a memory-wiping reincarnation deal with the Norns to find her again. But after a drunken bet went wrong, a chaotic-neutral Loki slipped a troll mirror shard into Hans's heart and lied to him, accidentally setting off the villainous plot of Frozen 1. Now, post-Frozen 2, Elsa uncovers her god-memories at Ahtohallan and realizes she has to race against time to stop Hans’s mortal execution before the rogue gods permanently extinguish his soul and doom the universe.
…..I think I’m going to name the book “The Heir of Ragnarok”….maybe I don’t know 🤷♀️
Surtur: (Grabbing Loki by his collar, his voice rattling the tectonic plates of Muspellsheim) You did WHAT to my son?
Loki: (Choking, laughing nervously) Look, Surtur, my dear godfather, it was a joke! A bet! You know how Solteris gets when he’s had too much mead, he was bragging—
Surtur: You put a cursed mirror shard in his chest and dropped him into a mortal family of thirteen brothers? He is currently locked in a dungeon waiting for a mortal blade to extinguish his divine soul!
Loki: Technically, the rogue gods hijacked my prank—
Surtur: (Eyes burning like supernovas) If you do not slide down to Midgard right now and fix this, I am going down there myself. I will bypass the prophecy, I will trigger Ragnarok early, and I will burn Asgard to a crisp before breakfast. GET. MY. SON.
Loki: (Sprinting away) Going! Going right now!
funny incorrect qoutes for my Prince Hans fanfic I’m still brain storming…..
Surtur: (Polishing his giant flaming sword, Twilight) Ah, finally. Silence in the realm of fire.
The Norns: (Appearing in a cloud of glitter and cosmic thread) Special delivery from the Great Tree! It’s a boy!
Surtur: I didn’t order a boy. I ordered the destruction of Asgard. Solteris: (Tiny, glowing, and giggling while accidentally growing a rosebush out of a lava pit)
Surtur: Why is it sparkling? Why does it have curly hair? Is it… mortal?
The Norns: He’s a "gift." No returns, no exchanges, and if you drop him, the sun goes out. Bye!
Surtur: (Trying to look intimidating) Stop that. We do not "cuddle" in Muspellsheim. We are beings of eternal destruction.
Solteris: (Starts crying because he wants a snack)
Surtur: (Panicking as the room temperature hits 5,000 degrees and vines start choking the fire demons) OKAY, OKAY! YOU CAN HAVE THE MAGMA CRACKERS! JUST STOP TURNING THE THRONE ROOM INTO A RAINFOREST!
Loki: (Visiting Muspellsheim centuries later) So… Surtur. Who’s the little guy trying to pull gold coins out of the floorboards? He looks like a gold potato….
Surtur: (Sighing deeply) That is Solteris. The Norns gave him to me. Loki: He looks like he belongs in a meadow, not a volcano.
Surtur: Tell that to the fire demon he turned into a giant sunflower this morning because it "looked grumpy."
The Solteris Prince of Muspellsheim: Hans/Solteris Surturson Unmasked
Here’s a doodle of my outfit concept for Prince Hans for my upcoming fanfiction! In this AU, Hans was never just a prince from the Southern Isles he is actually the son of Surtur, ruler of Muspellsheim.
After bragging to Loki that he could easily conquer a mortal kingdom with no powers and no memory, Loki took the bet. Hans was sent down to the Southern Isles as the weakest of thirteen brothers to prove his point. Needless to say, he lost the bet and got a massive reality check.
still haven’t come up with a name for the fanfiction still thinking.
Welcome to Mermay, y'all
I don’t know the context of this, but I needed to repost this
I’m back….i made a doodle of Hans for Frozen 3, he so handsome.
so what do I think of his cute new little outfit and glow up? 👀
Here are some rough sketches of Andrea (also known as Anne Marie Barbara Westergaard). I drew her as she might have looked as a young child—around four years old—possessing just the fiery powers of ice, inherited from her mother, in a universe where Hans gains fire abilities from her father. By age eight, she seems to have lost her powers—or outgrown them—only for her abilities to surge back around age twelve. Not only do her powers return, but they multiply to an astonishing degree, leaving Elsa and Hans in awe of her incredible strength. In this world, even Norse gods notice her extraordinary power and offer to train her. As she matures and meets Loki, the god of mischief, they fall in love, have children, and she eventually becomes a legendary goddess of reality—renamed Aetheria.
Found some old artwork of mine that I forgot to post a while ago.
it’s Elsa and Hans daughter Andrea Anne Marie Barbara Westergaard….
……. and yes Hans names her.. and gave her that obnoxiously long name. 😂🤣
Andrea is a ESFP personality type…. she is a total girly girl, a Fashion Diva and Grade A hot mess. She is basically her Aunt on steroids and with powers. The reason for her sparkly rainbow hair is each color represents an element that she control.
She is the Regina George of the Disney princess universe.
Do we want more art of her?
Ai is coming to Disney+…. not really sure how much of a plus it is.
I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this. At the beginning when AI first came out I thought it was cool but now I’m getting a little bit nervous…. In this video, it talks about how people are going to be able to use AI to create their own content and other people will be able to watch it on Disney+.. not sure if I’m ready to see everybody’s ideas at once. But I don’t know how do you guys feel about it?….
But I guess if anybody is getting impatient about waiting for the frozen three movie guess you guys can just make whatever version you guys want now. Haha 😅 but seriously I hope that there is some kind of restrictions on the AI when it does come to Disney+ because I know some people definitely have some wild imaginations.
Lupin III’s Spawn
Haven’t posted anything Lupin III related in forever so here you go. The spawn! Lupin IV I decided to have him take more of his mother’s looks. 🥰👀
conspiracy theory - Frozen 3
sorry I haven’t posted in a while. Been really busy, with graduation stuff. I just came up with a conspiracy theory for frozen three after I saw this image off of Deviant Art.
Haven’t really worked out all the specific with a theory, but what if They bring back Prince Hans, and we find out that he is actually a reincarnate Loki that was outcast by the asguardian gods and force to live as a mortal, but he doesn’t remember his past life as a God. Someone please repost and fill in all the cracks to this theory. Help me make this theory popular. 🥰😍
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According to google:
In Norse mythology, Loki's appearance is primarily described as attractive and handsome. (Or a tall and lanky figure) However, he is also a shapeshifter, meaning he can change his form and appearance at will. This means there's no single definitive look, but he's often depicted with blonde or red hair and potentially scars. He was also a Jötun, a frost giant, but his true Jotun appearance is rarely revealed, and he usually presents as an Asgardian.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
General Appearance: Loki is often described as handsome and pleasing to look at.
Hair Color: While not explicitly stated, his hair is often depicted as blonde or red.
Scars: His face may bear scars, particularly on his lips, as a result of a punishment he endured.
Shape-Shifting: Loki's primary ability is to change his form, including into animals like a salmon, mare, or even a fly. He can also disguise himself as other people.
Jötun Appearance: As a Jötun, he might have gray, dark blue, or black skin, and possibly claws or horns. However, he rarely reveals this form.
how this can work…
both come from crappy families
both have red hair
both have some sort of a relationship with a horse don’t look to much into it. (Hans would never do that to Sitron)
we’re both interested in a women that controlled winter or had ice powers of some sort. (Elsa & Skadi goddess of winter)
The cold seemed to never bother them anyways (Loki is a frost giant)
Always keep you on your toes, you’ll never know their next move. would help you or will they betray you?
Late Night Thoughts
Ok I also some post: What if Hans had amnesia? So now I’m just going to run with it.
Ok first Frozen 3 Starts off with Hans getting hit by Elsa’s snowball, and he doesn’t remember nothing! So Lars tries his best to get Hans to remember him but nothing works. Hans’ father decides to simply remove the punishment realizing he is no longer a threat and is pretty much a blank slate and can do his bidding. When Lars here of this he decides to get Hans out of there safely…but some of Hans other brothers had to play one last prank on there little brother…while Hans was hiding on the boat and Lars wasn’t looking…THEY UNTIED THE ROPES FROM THE FREACKIN’ DOCK..SENDING HANS INTO THE SEA COMPLETELY UNPREPARED!!!!!?!?!?
Thankful Hans still haves his admiral instincts, and maybe he’ll get a few flash back or something? Umm..but then he gets caught up in a really bad storm as he tried to make his way back to the coast of the southern isles..and kinda like Journey 2: The mysteries island that how Hans ended up in Asgard.
And of course the one the only the legend Loki the god of Mischief comes to rescue with alternative motives of course. 😏 So Loki takes him in a teaches him about about Magic and the world of Asgard… almost kind of taking him in like a prodigy. They sort of have the relationship of Lord Claude Frollo & Quasimodo…just likely better.
Loki’s Plans are pretty much the usual that over Asgard, and find out as much as possible from Hans about the human realm to take over Midgard.
Then Enters Elsa, Anna and Olaf a few years later…who knows why there here my head hurt..and working over time just righting this..but whatever they are doing they need Hans help..but for some reason Loki doesn’t want Hans to go with them so they are fighting over Hans.
Also when Hans sees Elsa for the first time he believe she is the goddess Skadi goddess of winter and falls hilariously in love with her bring her offerings and expensive gifts. Of course Loki’s jealous because even Hans doesn’t worship him like that. Elsa finds Hans antics just to funny..but when it got to a point he was making a life size idol of her out of marble she had to stop him and tell him who she really is..after a while he understands but that doesn’t change his feelings for her.
Hans decided he want to try on last thing to earn her affection. And that is to get powers. Loki refused to Hans..especially now that he has his army ready but of course he doesn’t tell him that..so after many failed attempts he finally created a serum to give him ice power to but when he drinks it…Nope Fire and Lava..but Hans just shrug's it off being like close enough. So he super excited, but his powers are completely out of control, and he end up causing a huge book case to fall on top of him.. causing him to fall unconscious. A hour goes by and Elsa comes in Looking for Hans because she hasn’t seen him in a while…but all she hears in a groan..and a hand twitching.. she calls for Anna and Olafs help to get the book case off of Hans…
After a while has Hans recoveres from that he gain back his memories and begs Elsa and Hans for forgiveness..he was crying..and his powers are going crazy.
So Elsa & Anna forgives him…. But before Elsa can offer him the chance of teaching him how to learn his powers, Loki pushes Elsa out the way and offers himself….Hans decides to accept his help…So Loki trained him by day..and Elsa tied Hans by night..
..but a few days went by and Hans, started to notice that Loki was starting to become more and more distant and would disappear for long periods of time whenever he asked Loki would just give him an answer, saying he was busy doing stuff ….
but of course Elsa and Hans should have some sort of moment we’re Elsa and Hans dance under the northern lights on a balcony in Asgard..and they almost kiss..but Hans kinda gets cold feet..again.
..At this point every was starting to become suspicious of Loki…
And soon completely out of the blue one day, Loki came in with his entire army, all the frost giants to take over Asgard and there is this super epic battle between the Gods\Elsa and Hans Vs The Frostgiants and Loki.. Of course Loki tries to bribe the now powerful Hans into joining his side, promising him a kingdom of his own..but he refuses and properly says something cheesy about how all he need is love or something.
And of the goddess won…for now..Loki will return..
but any ways Hans gets on a ship and leave back to the southern isle to give his brother a piece of his mind..but Elsa doesn’t let him leave with out a kiss..a little thank you for saving her life..Hans now a flustered mess..says that he’ll become to visit her soon..and give her a kiss back before her goes..
The girls return back to Arendelle and Kristoff hands over thier daughter with a poppy diaper over to Anna and he is a tried grump mess. “Your. Turn.”
As Hans is returning back home he meets his brother Lars half way who was still looking for him..They hug Hans goes on a rant about what happened and Lars teases if he hit is head again.
The end!
(ok sorry if I speed ran through this little story run.)
So cute.... and I'm so glad I inspired you 😭😭💕💕💕
Thank you @simpofhans and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
Late Night Thoughts
Ok I also some post: What if Hans had amnesia? So now I’m just going to run with it.
Ok first Frozen 3 Starts off with Hans getting hit by Elsa’s snowball, and he doesn’t remember nothing! So Lars tries his best to get Hans to remember him but nothing works. Hans’ father decides to simply remove the punishment realizing he is no longer a threat and is pretty much a blank slate and can do his bidding. When Lars here of this he decides to get Hans out of there safely…but some of Hans other brothers had to play one last prank on there little brother…while Hans was hiding on the boat and Lars wasn’t looking…THEY UNTIED THE ROPES FROM THE FREACKIN’ DOCK..SENDING HANS INTO THE SEA COMPLETELY UNPREPARED!!!!!?!?!?
Thankful Hans still haves his admiral instincts, and maybe he’ll get a few flash back or something? Umm..but then he gets caught up in a really bad storm as he tried to make his way back to the coast of the southern isles..and kinda like Journey 2: The mysteries island that how Hans ended up in Asgard.
And of course the one the only the legend Loki the god of Mischief comes to rescue with alternative motives of course. 😏 So Loki takes him in a teaches him about about Magic and the world of Asgard… almost kind of taking him in like a prodigy. They sort of have the relationship of Lord Claude Frollo & Quasimodo…just likely better.
Loki’s Plans are pretty much the usual that over Asgard, and find out as much as possible from Hans about the human realm to take over Midgard.
Then Enters Elsa, Anna and Olaf a few years later…who knows why there here my head hurt..and working over time just righting this..but whatever they are doing they need Hans help..but for some reason Loki doesn’t want Hans to go with them so they are fighting over Hans.
Also when Hans sees Elsa for the first time he believe she is the goddess Skadi goddess of winter and falls hilariously in love with her bring her offerings and expensive gifts. Of course Loki’s jealous because even Hans doesn’t worship him like that. Elsa finds Hans antics just to funny..but when it got to a point he was making a life size idol of her out of marble she had to stop him and tell him who she really is..after a while he understands but that doesn’t change his feelings for her.
Hans decided he want to try on last thing to earn her affection. And that is to get powers. Loki refused to Hans..especially now that he has his army ready but of course he doesn’t tell him that..so after many failed attempts he finally created a serum to give him ice power to but when he drinks it…Nope Fire and Lava..but Hans just shrug's it off being like close enough. So he super excited, but his powers are completely out of control, and he end up causing a huge book case to fall on top of him.. causing him to fall unconscious. A hour goes by and Elsa comes in Looking for Hans because she hasn’t seen him in a while…but all she hears in a groan..and a hand twitching.. she calls for Anna and Olafs help to get the book case off of Hans…
After a while has Hans recoveres from that he gain back his memories and begs Elsa and Hans for forgiveness..he was crying..and his powers are going crazy.
So Elsa & Anna forgives him…. But before Elsa can offer him the chance of teaching him how to learn his powers, Loki pushes Elsa out the way and offers himself….Hans decides to accept his help…So Loki trained him by day..and Elsa tied Hans by night..
..but a few days went by and Hans, started to notice that Loki was starting to become more and more distant and would disappear for long periods of time whenever he asked Loki would just give him an answer, saying he was busy doing stuff ….
but of course Elsa and Hans should have some sort of moment we’re Elsa and Hans dance under the northern lights on a balcony in Asgard..and they almost kiss..but Hans kinda gets cold feet..again.
..At this point every was starting to become suspicious of Loki…
And soon completely out of the blue one day, Loki came in with his entire army, all the frost giants to take over Asgard and there is this super epic battle between the Gods\Elsa and Hans Vs The Frostgiants and Loki.. Of course Loki tries to bribe the now powerful Hans into joining his side, promising him a kingdom of his own..but he refuses and properly says something cheesy about how all he need is love or something.
And of the goddess won…for now..Loki will return..
but any ways Hans gets on a ship and leave back to the southern isle to give his brother a piece of his mind..but Elsa doesn’t let him leave with out a kiss..a little thank you for saving her life..Hans now a flustered mess..says that he’ll become to visit her soon..and give her a kiss back before her goes..
The girls return back to Arendelle and Kristoff hands over thier daughter with a poppy diaper over to Anna and he is a tried grump mess. “Your. Turn.”
As Hans is returning back home he meets his brother Lars half way who was still looking for him..They hug Hans goes on a rant about what happened and Lars teases if he hit is head again.
The end!
(ok sorry if I speed ran through this little story run.)
Frozen 3 Hans theory that came to my mind yesterday because Hans is treated in a Frozen franchise as nothing more than a joke but since Once upon a Studio rather as an adorable comic relief (we have progress. At least.) :
Hans will appear in Frozen 3 as a some kind of Oaken 2.0, the forest shaman who suffers from amnesia and uses name similiar to Hans (Helmuth?) because due to his snowball accident injuries which are canon now, he might have recovered, but have some serious brain damage, to the point that he thinks he is some crazy shaman, but he started to sell some more or less working herbal medicines, and practice magic despite he doesn't know quite how. Elsa, Anna and Olaf in the search for the answers how to get to the place we see in a Frozen 3 concept art (ASGARD???!!!!) encounter his forest cottage where he sells these herbals, ask him for the spell that could transport them to that place, and at first, he is absorbed with offering them his handmade medicines and they look at him with shock and embarassment, but when he finally goes out from his talk to himself (he became a bit crazy but I love him still!!!! 💞💞💞), Elsa and Anna ask him for the way to that place, and he says he doesn't know that much of a magic, but Anna says something and he resists, giving them the spell they need. When they disappear, it's 100% revealed it's Hans because Sitron appears next to him, Hans (Helmuth????) says he doesn't know who he is, but later his passion and craziness comes back and we leave him preparing the next shelf of his herbals.
I just realized Hans's story in Frozen 3 mustn't be a sad edgy story for a 50% of the movie, but a bit of him in every movie, answering the "What happened to Hans?" question, and rather showing his comedic, positive side, especially if he doesn't remember who he is (AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST VERSION OF HANS WAS THAT POSITIVELY CRAZY TOUR GUIDE AND PROBABLY NARRATOR OF WHOLE FROZEN 1!!!!!! HOW CUTE IS IT TO REUSE IT??????!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹💞💞).... Honestly I have enough of seeing Hans depressed, angry and sad, I think that amnesia plot could show us his funnier side and HELLO???? 99% OF SANTINO FONTANA'S MOVIE AND SERIES CHARACTERS ARE COMEDIC?????? HELLO?????
AND FROZEN CREW TOLD US FROZEN 3 AND 4 WILL BE SOMETHING WE DON'T EXPECT SO.... HERBAL SHAMAN HANS IS SOMETHING WE NEED????!!!! AND I NEED TO HEAR SANTINO FONTANA WITH THAT KINDA DRUNK HAPPY VOICE!!! 😂😂😂💞💞 (drunk Elsa in Frozen Fever exists hello????)
And in Frozen 4 he could return with a sad realization who he was before, and that would be return to the seriousness Hans still has, but once he had that much of it that he forgot how to be happy..... That would be not taken from him in Frozen 4 of course, but with an life of a positively crazy forest shaman and all that happiness he took from it, he would be definetely healthier 🥹💞
Anyway, give us drunk crazy shaman Hans. We need this 😂🥹💞
AND I NEED MAMA ODIE 2.0. BEING HANS. 😂😂😂😂💞 LIVE LAUGH LOVE MAMA ODIE SHE IS THE BEST!!!!
Hans in Frozen 3 Amnesia:
5hrs later of Anna trying to get Hans to remember her:
Anna: *very much so frustrated at this point* You tried to kill me!!!??
Hans: *in horror* I TRIED TO KILL YOU?!!!
Anna: Yes! So do you remember me now? *thinking she’s finally getting somewhere after talking for five hours straight.*
Hans: Nope.
Anna: *Face palms*
Hans: mm.. maybe you simply drove me crazy with all you’re talking. I don’t feel like killing you, but I do feel like gagging you…
Anna: *screams into her hands*
Hans: *talking to him self while looking up to the sky* Maybe I had a bad temper…