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HIGH

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[abduction]

[acqua-marine]

[thelonelyplayboy]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[shootcharlieshoot]

[calebostgaard]

[amateur]

[summersweeet]

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[aestheticallypleasingurmom]

are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for

[seedy]

“haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

[seedy]

“haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[horrifying]

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[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[andrewbreitel]

[melisica]